Deadliest Cartoon Character: Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I neither own any cartoon characters nor Spike TV's hit "The Deadliest Warrior" This is just for pure entertainment and not to be taken seriously
Note: I'm aware that they're not really cartoon characters, but it's still a request from my friend to Deviant Art!
Narrator: The Imperial Stormtroopers, the vast endless army of the Galactic Empire.
(A squad of troopers donned in white armor march across the streets of Tatooine.)
Narrator: The Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, the best trained soldiers of the UNSC, and the first to arrive in battle during the vicious war against The Covenant.
(A squad of black armored soldiers opening firing on the Covenant Grunts..)
(The two squads got into a fierce firefight in the middle of a village street.)
Narrator: To find out, our world-class fighters are testing history's most lethal weapons. Using twenty-first-century science, we find out what would happen when the two teams go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, and no mercy: It's a duel to the death to decide who is
DEADLIEST CARTOON CHARACTER
The scene now shows inside building where sounds of fighting are heard. Various weapons, targets, and animal carcasses are displayed along with some high tech looking gear.
Narrator: The Fight Club: a remote place in California where we've assembled doctors, scientists, and combat experts. They are here to decide who would win a battle between two sci-fi warriors
Star Wars' The Imperial Stormtroopers
First year of appearance: May 25, 1977
Appeared in: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Allegiance: The Galactic Empire
Owned by: Lucasarts
Creator: George Lucas
Motto: "In the Name of the Empire"
Narrator: Vs The ODST
First year appearance: November 9, 2004
Appeared in: Halo 2
Allegiance: The United Nations Space Command
Owned by: Bungie Studios
Creators: Jason Jones and Alex Seropian
Motto: "Feet first into hell"
Narrator: The two teams show that one group is a greater warrior than the other.
Representing Team Stormtrooper is Han Solo and Luke Skywalker.
"I know about the Imperial troopers." The Falcon pilot said. "I used to be one awhile back long before I met Chewie and Luke."
"The Empire killed innocent people like my aunt and uncle," Luke said somberly. "They're countless in numbers and ruthless."
For Team ODST, there's Master Chief John 117 and Sergeant Avery Johnson.
"When the SPARTANS aren't around to fight, the ODST are the next best line of defense." Master Chief announced.
"The ODST are the finest soldiers the UNSC have to offer, ooh-rah!" Avery barked.
Narrator: The teams collected the warrior's favorite weapons
DLT-20A Blaster Rifle
E-11 Blaster Rifle
DLT-19 Heavy Blaster Rifle
SE-14r Light Repeating Blaster
SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle
MA5C Assault Rifle
M9 Fragmentation Grenade
Narrator: First testing are the Long Range weapons, starting with the standard issue rifles of the UNSC. The MA5C Assault Rifle and the SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle.
Sergeant Johnson walked up to the firing range with five testing dummies all clad in Stormtrooper armor. He begins loading up the assault rifle and opens fire in small bursts, and obviously, the bullets pierced through the armor as blood seeps through the holes.
After clearing out the magazine, the cigar-chomping officer only said two words
For the Sniper Rifle, Master Chief walked into a new firing range with a gel torso wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. The target itself is sitting on a windowsill about a hundred feet away where the SPARTAN is standing. Master Chief took position and fired, the high caliber round flew at top speed until it struck the helmet. The gel head explodes in a chunk of fake blood and gray matter while staining the glass and its surroundings. John 117 fired again and struck the chest, leaving a huge, gaping hole where the chest once was.
"Bull's eye." The Master Chief said.
Narrator: In their response, the Stormtrooper team brought two standard weapons of the Imperial Army, the E-11 Blaster Rifle and the DLT-20A Blaster Rifle.
Luke Skywalker walks up to the same sniping range with a new target in a new window. He prepares the DLT-20A Blaster Rifle
"It's just like shooting Womp Rats back in Tatooine!" The Jedi said.
He fires but the highly charged blast missed, hitting only hitting the wall underneath the window instead. Luke then fires again, this time hitting its mark as the laser burns through the helmet. The son of Darth Vader fires several times, but only one shot was able to hit the torso as it singed through.
For the Correllian smuggler, he walks up to the firing range with the E-11 Blaster with the targets wearing ODST armor.
"I always did shoot better than the kid." Han joked just before firing. The lasers struck each of the targets multiple times leaving behind the sounds of blaster fire and wafts of smoke in its path.
After Han finishes firing, the team checked the damage. All targets were hit after the armor was removed, and each wound left behind a third degree burn all the way through, leaving a burning, charred hole where the flesh and bone used to be. But only three out of five were considered dead.
Narrator: Since the ODST fought enemies with Plasma weapons, the armor was vastly improved in comparison to their front line Marine counterparts. Thus edge belongs to the ODST with better weapons and armor.
Narrator: Next was Explosives starting with the M9 Fragmentation Grenade.
Sergeant Avery walks up to a Plexiglas house filled with five dummies with shock wave patches applied to them.
The Gung-ho marine presses a button and throws the grenade into the opening like a basketball hoop. After running away, the grenade finally detonated after five seconds with a large BOOM!
Three of the dummies are burned and torn badly, with missing limbs, and the last two are covered in various shrapnel ridden their torsos.
"Just like flushing out the Grunts in Reach." Avery said with a chuckle.
Narrator: Now, Han Solo returns the favor with the Thermal Detonator.
"What gives this Thermal Detonator a bigger advantage is that it will literally bring a bigger bang for your buck." The smuggler said, "What's even better is that you can adjust your own timing compare with the older grenades, and it has its own code so that enemy troops can't use it."
"Well you talked the talk, now show us that you can also walk the walk." Sergeant Avery said skeptically.
"My pleasure Sarge." Han said with a sarcastic emphasis on "Sarge" as he walked to a new Plexiglas house with five new dummies.
As he lobbed the white cylinder over, everyone ran to safety. After six seconds, the result was even bigger explosion then the grenade with an even bigger BOOM! And when the close was finally cleared, parts of the dummies were laid about the testing area. There was no need to inspect the damage as they were nearly vaporized from the blast!
Narrator: The higher blast radius, there own security codes, and the ability to adjust the timing have given the Thermal Detonator the edge.
Narrator: Next is Close Range, with the Combat Knife
Master Chief walks up to the closest thing to a human, a pig carcass. After he brandishes the blade, he immediately begins to stab mercilessly on the porcine target, and entrails starts to spill to the floor. He then becomes more like a professional butcher than a professional soldier, the meat was cut through from the rib bones as the pig eventually got severed in half, and the lower half fell with a plop. Finally, he walks away a few feet, and throws the knife straight to the throat.
"Maybe I should've been a butcher instead." The SPARTAN joked.
Narrator: Next, Luke brings in the Vibroblade
"It's not exactly like the Lightsaber, but it'll do its job well." The Jedi said as he walks to another pig carcass and presses the button on the blade's hilt, causing it to vibrate.
Luke then lunges and drives the blade into the pig's carcass. The carcass actually begins to vibrate as the blade hums and cuts through the flesh like butter. He dissects the pig as fake blood spills to the floor.
As Doctor Dorian examines the internal damage, the blade has made a bigger incision than the combat knife, and the vibration has disrupted the vital organs for a kill.
"This blade is scary as hell, and if being stabbed isn't bad enough, the vibration will make the wound bigger, and will cause mass internal trauma." He said.
Narrator: The internal damage has given the Edge to the Stormtroopers and their Vibroblade
Narrator: Finally, for the Mid Range testing, Team Stormtrooper brought two weapons, The SE-14r Repeating Blaster and the DLT-19 Heavy Blaster Rifle.
Han brings up to a shooting range of six moving dummies heading straight towards him, even though the cumbersome carrying has made the once speedy captain more sluggish.
As he fires, a long beam emitted from the gun's barrel with a loud humming shriek. Each blast destroyed the dummies dead of their tracks. When the damage was checked, every torso has a smoking, burnt hole in their center.
"The ODST guys are basically sitting bantha!" The Rebel captain announced boastfully.
Next was Luke's turn with the official sidearm of the Imperial Fleet. This time, the shooting range targets wore ODST armor. When his time started, he strafes through, and blasts the moving dummies. Rapid lasers fired out, humming and screeching as it goes.
But after the Jedi master finishes firing, only 3 are dead, and the other three are wounded. The blaster pistol took several shots in order to penetrate the armor, and the recoil itself was so bad that most of the wounds only grazed the targets.
"I didn't have trouble blowing up a Death Star, but shooting a small target with this pistol?" Luke said bewilderedly. "No wonder they couldn't hit us."
Narrator: The UNSC has its turn with the M90 Shotgun and the M6S Pistol.
Master Chief walks in closer to get a better range with the shotgun, much closer than the Heavy Blaster. But the closer range was made up with the result that was devastating; the shotgun pellets hit two of the targets with a kill each. And every target was struck several times leaving a gaping wound. The dummies began to leak blood as every thunderous blast torn them apart, and in quicker time than the cumbersome Heavy Rifle.
"Target destroyed." John-117 said.
Next Sergeant Avery then walks up to the shooting range where Luke was, this time the targets are wearing Stormtrooper armor.
As he storms through, he pops a target several times in the chest. All the shots penetrated through the armor, and Johnson then looked through the scope, giving a headshot to the helmet on one of the targets. Fake blood spews as proof, and continues to fire after quickly reloading. After he is finished, Sergeant Johnson rewards himself with a cigar.
"Semper Fi." He said before lighting up.
All targets were not only hit, but also all confirmed kills. The pistol is more accurate and damaging than the blaster could be, and with less shots to deal with.
Narrator: Despite the longer range of the Heavy Blaster, it was rather heavy to carry compared to the shotgun, and the unruly recoil of the Repeating Blaster puts the user in danger as well. Because of this, Edge goes to ODST and their mid range weapons.
Narrator: Testing is now complete; it is time to who is more superior. We now upload the data gathered from the tests into a battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studios. To avoid a lucky shot, we will simulate the battle a thousand times to a duel to the death of the two teams.
The battle between opposites: One battles for survival of their race while the other side follows their duties for their dark emperor.
Simulation: Six HEVs crash-landed into a desert planet. All six of the hatches hummed, and opened up six soldiers clad in black armor. Unknown where or what they're at, the squad of ODST huddled together, and marched quietly.
Meanwhile, at a small outpost not far away, the Imperial Sniper sees the ODST spoke to his commander.
"Sir, there's six unknown individuals going towards us." The Sniper reported, "They don't appear to be Rebels though."
"Fire at them anyway," the Imperial Commander ordered. "It could be a scouting party in a disguise."
The Imperial Sniper quietly nods and fires on his DLT-20A Blaster Rifle, but the blast only took out a nearby rock where the ODST commander was.
"Everyone take cover!" The ODST commander barked. "Someone take out that sniper!"
"It can't be a Jackal though, their shots aren't that bad." The ODST Sniper said to his superior as he prepares his AMB Sniper Rifle.
The black armored squad continues to take cover as the laser bolts keep missing their mark. Hitting the sand and rocks instead.
Finally, the more competent sniper was able to find his target, and fires a single, accurate shot. The bullet hummed through until it hit the Imperial Sniper between the helmeted eyes.
The Imperial commander dodged the incoming shots, and went downstairs to prepare his remaining men for battle.
After preparing for cover and readying the weapons, the outpost door busted in as if on time. The Heavy Blaster wielding trooper was first to fire and hit the ODST sniper square in the chest, the laser pierced through his armor, and dies seconds later.
The five remaining members took cover by the door and the wall, but one shotgunner of the group fires back, and hit the Heavy Blaster trooper as he flies back with a thud lifeless.
This signaled for the rest of the ODST to come forward while strafing, and firing at the same time. Forcing the white clad troopers to take cover, but one of the Imperial troopers spots one ODST member trying to flank him. So, the Imperial trooper and his colleagues rained down on him with blaster fire, killing the flanking marine.
The four remaining marines saw this, and returned fired as well, killing their killer with a hail of bullets and buckshot. The trooper's white chest became red with blood as he fells to the ground dead.
The trio of troopers retreated through the back door but not before leaving behind a Thermal Detonator behind them. The four ODST members followed pursuit, but the Thermal Detonator went off, killing the shotgun user as he flew and hit in the ground dead. One member survived the blast but now had a piece of shrapnel lodged into him.
Outside in a middle of a desert, the ODST caught up with the retreating stormtroopers. Unfortunately, the Imperial troopers saw this as well, and opened fired at them. The ODST trio quickly hit the ground for cover. While on the ground, one marine volunteered to throw the grenade while the commander and the wounded ODST provide covering fire.
The Stormtroopers were too busy to notice that a grenade is being tossed towards them until it was too late, the Stormtrooper commander spots this, and drags one of his men out of the blast radius. And as for the other trooper, the last thing he heard was a KABOOM! He now came down to the ground as a smoldering corpse.
The trooper commander and his last man fired upon the ODST grenadier with their repeating blasters, killing the marine as he falls dead.
The last two ODST charged forward, as they fired their own pistols at them. But the wounded ODST limped along, leaving him as an easy target. The two Stormtroopers ended his misery by riddling his body with laser fire.
The ODST commander snatches a spare Combat Knife from the fallen comrade, and throws the knife into the Stormtrooper's hand causing him to drop his pistol in pain. The ODST commander then returns fire with the pistol's scope, one shooting out the pistol from the Stormtrooper commander's hands, and three bullets struck the other trooper. Two hit the trooper in the chest, and the last one hit him in the head as he plops to the ground dead.
After running out of ammunition, the remaining commanders unsheathed their knives and they both lunged in for the strike. The Stormtrooper Commander barely kept up with the superior training of the ODST commander as the latter lunges and dodging his slashes by rolling away like a pill bug. Eventually, the Vibroblade struck the ODST commander deep in the forearm and winced in pain as the vibrating blade creates bigger wounds lodged into the arm. But the ODST commander quickly retaliated, ignoring the pain, and grabbing his arm, and shoulder throwing him down to the ground. Eventually, the Stormtrooper Commander got a lucky strike as he kicked the charging ODST commander, sending the latter to land on its back with a thud. The Imperial Stormtrooper got up and is about to finish the battle once and for all, as he walks over to the lying ODST commander. But when he removes the helmet off the ODST commander, he was in a surprise.
"You're a woman?" The Stormtrooper said with a surprised look concealed behind his helmet.
The ODST commander was a young woman with blue eyes and a blonde ponytail but with fiery determination in her eyes. She then said to him
"That's right, and I'm the last one you're about to see alive!"
She throws her knife into the stormtrooper's chest piercing the armor, making the trooper fell to his knees. He can only groan and watch as she pulls the knife off his chest, and pierces the knife into his throat.
The Stormtrooper gurgled as blood trickling down stains the white armor, the muffled gurgling was the last thing he did before he dies.
Victorious in her battle, the ODST commander roars to the skies
Narrator: Of the 1000 battles, the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers won the battle with 717 kills with their Assault Rifle as their highest at 472. The Imperial Stormtrooper won 264 of their battles with their E-11 Blaster Rifle at 175. Despite the advanced weaponry and equipment of the Imperial Fleet, they are still frontline soldiers who can't shoot a broad side of a barn. While the ODST are highly trained marines dedicated to fight in the battlefield first and are used to battling enemies with advanced weapons of the Covenant. They are also one of the best warriors the UNSC has to offer second to the SPARTANS.
Stormtrooper's kills: 264
Light Repeating Blaster: 8
Heavy Blaster Rifle: 11
E-11 Blaster Rifle: 175
DLT-20A Blaster Rifle: 47
Thermal Detonator: 20
ODST's kills: 717
Combat Knife: 6
M6S Pistol: 20
M90 Shotgun: 92
MA5C Assault Rifle: 472
AMB Sniper Rifle: 120
M9 Grenade: 7
The teammates commented on the outcome of the ODST victory.
"I shouldn't be upset that the Stormtroopers lost." Han said admitting his defeat. "Too bad, I lost the bet to Lando."
"If the ODST was on our side, we would've destroyed the Empire long ago." Luke said in an impressed tone.
"ODST won, plain and simple is that such a surprise?" The Spartan asked.
"Ooh-rah! It takes more than those plastic assed dummies to beat us!" Avery Johnson barked as he puffs out cigar smoke.
(Show's the recording of the female leader yelling "ODST!")
Author's note: If you're mad that your favorite character lost, then tough crap. I said it's for entertainment and I'll repeat it again and again. Please note that I don't play much Halo games myself, so forgive me for any misinformation, or if the Halo characters are OOC. I got them all down in Halopedia
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