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Late Memorial Day poem
Honor the fighting men and women
What is their sacrifice?
Spilling liquids of crimson
With their lives as the price
Memorial Day is to honor their past
To give them their rewards at last
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Literature
A haiku to pears
April fools to you all
Pears are overrated fruit
Long live the mango
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Literature
A late St. Patrick's Day poem
We celebrate merrily to honor St. Patrick
Another saint that people know, so step aside St. Nick!
The 17th of MArch, where anyone gets a chance to be Irish
Where people love their culture, with their customs they cherish
We revel in the streets while donning in clothes of green
Pinching anyone who isn't, while not causing such a scene
A leprechaun is what kids are trying to find
To have a pot of gold, that is in their minds
We love the shamrock, for it represent the Holy Trinity
As a part of the Ireland's legendary history
Though St. Patrick said to banish all the snakes away
Science states now that is anything but true in any way.
To St. Patrick, your image is in every home and business
Now, we drown ourselves in Jameson and Guinness  
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Literature
Not all poems need to rhyme
Not all poetry need to rhyme,
As long as one put their hearts and minds to it
Passion is what matters most, with a good rhythm to boot
Write out with your heart’s content and your mind shall follow
So, no, not all poetry needs a rhyme
And besides, what else rhymes with orange other than door hinge?
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Literature
Gifted
Greeting reader, for you are the lucky winner of finding this book that me and my friends put together. By the time you are reading this, my teammates and I will be long gone. I suppose you’ve read the newspaper articles in the beginning of the book, well, I’m going to tell you our side of our story with us as witnesses. Because, even if you don’t really watch the news much, even you gotta realize that’s it’s everywhere by now. The radio with that fat guy spouting BS, every news reporter and anchor on TV, and especially online. With the anonymity and the trolls talking crap to one another. Why do you think we’re putting this on this book instead?
If you’re thinking, “Wait a minute, if you’re going to tell us your side of the story, why not coming out in public to do so?”
It’s not like we don’t want to, but with the government thinking we’re either dead or missing, it’s better to keep that way. Not to me
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Literature
ERBoH: Carmelita Fox Vs. Kitty Katswell
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Carmelita Fox!
Vs...
Kitty Katswell!
BEGIN!
Carmelita:

Here Kitty Kitty! Time to put this pussy cat down!
I'm ending your misery after being surrounded that clown!
Like a Habanero, I'm muy caliente!
Mess with me senorita, and you will rue this day!
You're not TUFF, Sly won't steal anything from you
I'll zap you with my gun, and show you REAL DOOM!
How can you compare Dudley to someone like Cooper?
Do you just hang around like Pooper-Scooper!
Kitty:
Please! I've taken worst hits then that once per episode.
You're just another in a long line of Inspectors,
from Gadget to Clouseau
And watch it when talking about partners, Dumb as he may be
At least I trust him more then a Purple-Backstabbing Cockney.
I'm the top agent in the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force,
And I did it all without a thief that wanted to intercourse.
You've had four VA's in your run, and three of them were like ear blisters
With your accent so unbalanced you'd th
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Literature
ERB: Lincoln Loud vs SpongeBob 2
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Lincoln Loud!
Vs...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
BEGIN!

Lincoln:Yes I'm back for a second round
you poor porous louse
Lincoln and the Loud House
coming back as a boss!
I brought Leni, Lori, Luna, and Luan
Lynn, Lucy, Lana and Lola
Lisa and Lily too
Were gonna drop the bass right on you!
Ten against One odds SquarePants
you're not gonna win
Go make us some Krabby Patties
because we don't like chicken
Patrick: Hey, we're not chicken!
SpongeBob: Oh look its Charlie Brown
and all the other Duggar sisters
Me and Partick and Squidward
Are the Bikini Bottom misters
Are you Ready Kids?
for you undersea butt kicking
You should really watch your mouth
calling Patrick a Chicken
Squidward: SpongeBob, for once I agree
These kids are so annoying
Let me play my clarinet
Cause rock n roll is boring
Luna: Oh no you didn't love
Did you just diss rock N roll
Cause clarinet is like your mom
all they do is suck and blow
Lori:We may not
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Literature
ERB: Lincoln Loud vs SpongeBob SquarePants
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Lincoln Loud
Vs...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
BEGIN!

Lincoln: My name is Lincoln welcome to the house of Loud
We're here to bring a bigger and diverse crowd
We're all products of an oversexed dad and mom
You and your friends are just the product of an H Bomb
Give it up you yellow bastard there's no way you will win
I have 99 ways to beat you but I only need 10
SpongeBob: Oh hello land lubbers I hope that you are ready
Because in this battle I brought along Gary (Meow)
I'm the realest OG Nickelodeon has for its franchise
Your humor is staler than day old Krusty Krab fries
You might be newer but you're a ripoff of Peanuts
You're squad doesn't have balls, but I hope they got guts
Lincoln: Let's talk about stale you've been around about twenty years
I would verbally assault y'all more but y'all aint got no ears
My friend Clyde may have two dads but everybody knows
That Squidward Doesn't only suck at clarinet he Blows!
That reminds me
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Literature
Bitterness Chapter 5
Returning home
Twilight galloped away from them as fast as her hooves can carry. She wanted to get away from Canterlot, from her friends, her brother, and her mentor. The unicorn bopped and weaved away the passing ponies in the streets. At the same time, the voice beckons her inside her mind.
Where will you go?
“Back to Ponyville,” Twilight replied, “To the library, where nopony will ever bother me again! I will only go outside for shopping or whatever’s necessary for me to leave, but certainly not for them!”

And then what? Suppose you do stay cooped in the library, the other will return eventually.

“I will figure out the way,” She said, “And besides, I was the only one who bothered to check what was going on at the wedding.”

Do you think the others will give up that easily? Or will they actually honor your wish to leave you alone?

She then stopped dead in her tracks, before treading to a nearby alley
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Literature
Cartoon RAp Battles: Mr. Krabs Vs Ursula
*Fish and other sea animals of all shapes and sizes are gathered for the final Presedential debate of Bikini Bottom, which is drawing to a close*
Dory (Debate Moderator)
Now for the final question of the debate...
...
Um...
What was the question? Something something fishbait?
*Everyone starts to murmur in the crowd as the two candidates wait in anticipation*
Patrick (In the crowd)
Booooo! They should rap it out!
Squidward (In the crowd)
Patrick, what are you going on about?
That's the stupidest thing I've ever-
Dory
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard!
I'm a huge supporter of the spoken word!
Candidates, rap battle time!
Go ahead, spit some rhymes!
MR. KRABS
VS...

*Krabs opens his mouth but Ursula quickly interrupts*
URSULA!
BEGIN!

Ursula (Verse One)
Krabs, shut that poor unfortunate hole and stay quiet
You'd start a whole riot if there's someone to buy it!
As I've said in the past, I was once very rotten
Not a
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Literature
Cartoon Rap Battles of History: Katz vs Grim
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
*A huge cabal of cartoon monsters from various shows is gathered in a large hall with a stage at the end flanked by giant lit-up pumpkins and chained up skeletons*
A Voice From Nowhere
Ladies and monsters, welcome to the show
Please quiet down, and watch our rappers have a go!
*The monsters continue to roar and bellow, when suddenly Him appears in a puff of fire on stage*
Him (Yelling)
I said quiet down, you ingrates!
*The monsters suddenly fall silent*
Him
Ah, the sound of silence is so great
Now let's see who wins this battle of fate!
Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
vs…
Grim (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

*Katz and Grim walk from opposite sides of the stage, mics in hand*
Him
I'm so happy to present some Halloween fun!
You know the rules: that there are none!
Rip each other to shreds until you've won!
BEGIN!
*Him disappears in a shroud of flames and Katz
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Literature
Cartoon Rap Battles: Judge Doom Vs Judge Frollo
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Vs…
Judge Claude Frollo! (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
BEGIN!

*Judge Doom enters Frollo's chambers to find him praying in front of his fireplace*
Judge Doom (Verse 1)
I see I've finally sniffed out a horny rat in a habit
Who plays patty cake with hunchbacks like Jessica Rabbit.
It pleases me greatly that I've found you praying before battle
As once I carve you up, you'll resemble a baby being swaddled.
Of course, you'd be familiar with an infant wrapped up tight
considering you wished Quasimodo's mother a permanent good night.
Don't misjudge me, Frollo, I'm not against a bit of treachery
But you grew sloppy and wrathful in the throes of your lechery.
"Burn the gypsies!" you commanded while you lusted after one
When I burn toons I mean it, and you'll join them after I'm done.
*Judge Frollo finally turns away from his fireplace to face Judge Doom as music picks up in the background*
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Literature
CArtoon RAp Battles: Sandy Cheeks Vs Applejack
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Sandy Cheeks
vs...
Applejack!
BEGIN!

Applejack (Verse One)
Well howdy there, partner, it's a real treat ta meet ya
Too bad this meet n' greet ends with me havin' ta beat ya!
I prefer country ta rap, but I s'pose first time's the charm
Now let this Apple show ya how we do it here on the farm!
You say yer from Texas, but yer soggier than a dishtow'l
Considerin' instead of a ranch, ya live in a big fishbowl!
I don't need karate when I let my hooves do tha speakin'
I'll buck the Sand outta yer Cheeks, leave yer silly helmet leakin'!
Sandy Cheeks (Verse One)
Now ain't that quaint, the lil feller wants to fight
You made a mistake and stumbled into an angler fish light!
And yes I'm proud to be from Texas, raised and born
Next to me, you're a xerox sheet, and I'm an Alaskan Bull Worm!
I'll Applesmack Applejack right back onto her cereal box
And stick her in the Dutchman's locker with lots n' lots of locks!
It's clear that a country kn
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Literature
ERB: Angelica Vs. Sarah
(Jimmy and Sarah are in a cafeteria, where the last slice of pie is being served)
Jimmy: Look it this Sarah, isn’t it neat?
Sarah:  Well, it looks like you have me beat!
Jimmy:No worries Sarah, I’ll share with you!
After all, that’s what friends do.
Mysterious Voice: Hey girly boy, are you gonna eat that pie or what?
(The two turned around and sees a toddler in blonde pigtails stamping in feet impatiently)
Jimmy: Now, now little girl, too much pie is bad for your gut!
(Angelica shoves Jimmy aside) :
Angelica: :  You’re not my mom, metal mouth! You’re holding up the line with your chit-chat!
Sarah: (Pulls up her sleeves) : Hey, what’s the big idea, you little brat?!
Jimmy: Sarah, don’t! You get into trouble! Use words not fists unlike the Eds!
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Sarah: (Looks at Jimmy, then at Angelica before sighing in defeat): : &
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Literature
ERB: Mr. Fox Vs Nick Wilde
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Mr. Fox
Vs...
Nick Wilde!
BEGIN!

Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Picture with me an animated movie starring a wily fox
Who wears a tie and robs farmers down to their socks.
Now picture an animated movie starring a furry pox
Who wears a tie while chasing after a taste of a bunny box!
See out here in the country, Nick, we've got choices
I chose the scenic route with the sound of amazing voices!
You chose a fox trap of a city where you peddle ice pops
And spend more time with coppers than an episode of Cops!
Zootopia was a cheesy ripoff, why don't you try out at Fazbear's?
You'd make a Fantastic fox pirate, maybe I'll take my kid there!
Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
That's a big accusatory rap sheet you have going there, buddy
But like your newspaper columns, it's written kinda cruddy.
Listen, Mr. Fox, you don't have a clever bone in your body
Hustling is my career while for you it's just a hobby!
I make a killing off of my little ice pops with a b
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What should be USA's new national anthem? 

56%
15 deviants said "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCP…
19%
5 deviants said "God Bless The USA" By Lee Greenwood www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZI…
15%
4 deviants said "Living In America" By James Brown www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4R…
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1 deviant said "Born In The USA" By Bruce Springsteen www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ez…

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Honor the fighting men and women
What is their sacrifice?
Spilling liquids of crimson
With their lives as the price

Memorial Day is to honor their past
To give them their rewards at last
Late Memorial Day poem
Something I came up at the last moment, better late than never right?
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This calls for a celebration!

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What should be USA's new national anthem? 

56%
15 deviants said "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCP…
19%
5 deviants said "God Bless The USA" By Lee Greenwood www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZI…
15%
4 deviants said "Living In America" By James Brown www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4R…
7%
2 deviants said Other (Please provide link)
4%
1 deviant said "Born In The USA" By Bruce Springsteen www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ez…

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PoochyPaws Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey what's up? :wave:
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry for the slow reply, but I'm doing well. Busy with real life work
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PoochyPaws Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds interesting PLC, don't worry about the slow reply! 
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AdamGregory04 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017
Thanks for watching.
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome!
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spatterson24 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
This past semester at Consumnes River College, I took a class called "Body Fitness". All we did there was work out: Lift weights and do cardio. Wednesday May 10th was the last day of the class and since then, I've been checking to see if the grade's been posted. It's up now, I got an A!
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MoonGirlEvil Featured By Owner May 20, 2017   Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome!
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MoonGirlEvil Featured By Owner May 23, 2017   Digital Artist
:heart:
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S3rb4n Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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