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What should be USA's new national anthem? 

12 deviants said "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police…
4 deviants said "God Bless The USA" By Lee Greenwood…
4 deviants said "Living In America" By James Brown…
1 deviant said "Born In The USA" By Bruce Springsteen…
1 deviant said Other (Please provide link)


Returning home

Twilight galloped away from them as fast as her hooves can carry. She wanted to get away from Canterlot, from her friends, her brother, and her mentor. The unicorn bopped and weaved away the passing ponies in the streets. At the same time, the voice beckons her inside her mind.

Where will you go?

“Back to Ponyville,” Twilight replied, “To the library, where nopony will ever bother me again! I will only go outside for shopping or whatever’s necessary for me to leave, but certainly not for them!”

And then what? Suppose you do stay cooped in the library, the other will return eventually.

“I will figure out the way,” She said, “And besides, I was the only one who bothered to check what was going on at the wedding.”

Do you think the others will give up that easily? Or will they actually honor your wish to leave you alone?

She then stopped dead in her tracks, before treading to a nearby alleyway as to not get hit by the pedestrians, and thought for a moment. Twilight made sure that no one was around within earshot, lest someone see her as going insane.

“Well, I didn’t thought about that until now,” She quietly admitted, after checking that the coast is clear. “But will I do if that ever happens?”

Do whatever you decide is best for you first and for Equestria second.

Before Twilight thought of a reply, she was interrupted by somepony calling her.

“Excuse me, miss,” The voice said, sounding female and mature. “But are you in a need of any assistance?”

Twilight Sparkle turned around and saw a unicorn mare. The said mare was around Twilight’s Velvet’s age, with faint blue coat with eyes matching the same color. Her mane was straight and unkempt in a sickly blueish gray.

“Oh, nothing,” The younger unicorn replied, “I’m just, well, shaken up on what just happened in Canterlot.”

“I do not blame you,” the older mare replied, nodding sympathetically. “I was fortunate enough to be out of town, and never witnessed those horrid changelings. Could not imagine, how hard it is for a young filly such as yourself witnessing such an incident.”

How will you reply?

Twilight thought for a moment, before answering to the unicorn:

“Well, you can say that. Though I’ve faced some personal experiences that are just as traumatic.” she said, “Thank you for your concern, but the train to Ponyville is leaving soon, and I must be going.”
Before the older unicorn got a chance to react, Twilight galloped off.

“TAKE CARE AND PLEASE BE SAFE!” The older mare called out from the distance. But the younger mare was too busy to reply back.

“I hope she heard me,” The older unicorn replied, before trotting off.

Twilight managed to reach the train station on time, but as she went to the ticket booth only to see there is a long line. As she approached the line, she heard the chattering becoming clearer, and angrier.

“Everypony, please calm down!” The ticket booth cashier called through the intercom, “If you all just line up in an orderly fashion, you will have your chance!”

“How can we calm down?!” One agitated voice in the line called back, “I need to go back to Manehattan to see my family is safe!”

“I’ve been waiting for an hour myself!” a second voice yelled, “Who knows when those bugs return?!”

“We just don’t have time to wait any longer then!” the third voice screamed angrily. “My family’s in danger!”

“Your family’s not the only one who’s in danger pal!” the fourth voice shouted, “What makes yours so special?!”


the fifth voice bellowed, echoing across the station, as the ground underneath their hooves shook like a tremor. The sounds continued to ring everypony’s ears as they turned their heads at the source.

“Princess Luna, thank the creator you are here,” The cashier said relieved, “All of us were doing our best for everyone.”

“At ease, my subject,” Princess Luna said, this time not in the Royal Canterlot voice as she gained the line’s attention. “Here I am, returning from my diplomatic trip in Griffonstone, and what do I see? Canterlot invaded, my niece replaced by the Changeling Queen, and fully grown ponies fighting like foals.”

The crowd lowered their heads in shame, ever since panic and anarchy spread like wildfire in the city. Emotions taken over their judgement, before the alicorn of the moon continued.

“However, I do understand your concerns, and thus, I shall pay for everypony’s trip as compensation for what happened earlier.” she said, much to the growing cheer of the crowd, including the lavender unicorn.

Princess Luna turned her head to the conductor and asked, “Where is the next train heading off to?”

“To Ponyville, your highness,” The conductor replied, “But I’m not sure if there’s room for everypony.”

She then turned to the crowd and called out in her Royal Canterlot Voice.


Twilight Sparkle is the one of the 12 who raised their hooves in the air. Finally, she can get some peace and quiet after all.  That is until, the voice calls to her.

This is great and all, but what if Princess Luna sees you? How do you think she will react?

Twilight’s joy suddenly turned to concern, what will she react if she sees me? I’ve said so many horrible things to Princess Celestia, my brother, and my friends. Does she know what happened?
Suddenly, Twilight raised her head when she heard the conductor’s voice.

“Everypony heading to Ponyville, please enter the gate carefully, one step at a time!”

All of the passengers who are heading to the said destination, followed the conductor’s instructions, with the conductor himself happy that order is at least restored in the train station. One by one, the ponies lined up at the gates with Princess Luna herself escorting them to the train. When the line to Ponyville is dying down, it was Twilight’s turn. She lowered her head, and hid her cutie mark with her saddlebags in hopes not to gain Luna’s attention.

Finally, Twilight felt Princess Luna’s presence coming close to her. Her heart pounded rapidly as she quietly cursed to herself as to think such rushed and weak attempts will be enough hide from Princess Luna. Then her heart finally stopped as she heard…

“Wait, there is something familiar with this pony…”
Bitterness Chapter 5
I know many of you are disappointed right now on thinking,

"Wait a minute, what kind of a shit chapter is this in this shit fanfic?"

Sadly, ever since I finally got my job, things are actually more hectic than the times I was in college. Along with the fact that I need to take care of my dad who's recovering from cancer earlier this month. Thankfully, the doctor caught the tumor in time, and was able to remove it during surgery. Had we waited a bit longer, it might've been too late. So, I decided that instead of posting one big chapter over the year, I'm hoping to post smaller chapters this time. Sort of like how Dan Brown did in the Da Vinci Code.
*Fish and other sea animals of all shapes and sizes are gathered for the final Presedential debate of Bikini Bottom, which is drawing to a close*

Dory (Debate Moderator)
Now for the final question of the debate...
What was the question? Something something fishbait?

*Everyone starts to murmur in the crowd as the two candidates wait in anticipation*

Patrick (In the crowd)
Booooo! They should rap it out!

Squidward (In the crowd)
Patrick, what are you going on about?
That's the stupidest thing I've ever-

That's the greatest thing I've ever heard!
I'm a huge supporter of the spoken word!
Candidates, rap battle time!
Go ahead, spit some rhymes!



*Krabs opens his mouth but Ursula quickly interrupts*



Ursula (Verse One)
Krabs, shut that poor unfortunate hole and stay quiet
You'd start a whole riot if there's someone to buy it!
As I've said in the past, I was once very rotten
Not as much as your patties; trust me, I've bought one!
You sell your cheap food to fatten Bikini Bottom
And to fatten your wallet you lust over like Gollum!
To choose between us, I know it seems a big problem
But Krabs will only divide us! Issues? I solve 'em!

Krabs (Verse One)
Argargarg! I'll divide us? Now that's rich
Ariel can tell ya about trustin' a sea witch!
I'mma businessman with big plans, understand?
Yer biggest plan was puttin' mermaids on land!
I have a formula for winnin' and it's no secret
Ya have a penchant for sinnin' and it's frequent!
Robbin' merpeople blind just to control the sea?
Then I'll stick ya inna jail cell like Monopoly!

Ursula (Verse Two)
Don't let this Krusty Krab fool you, listen to me
He sells patties full price yet says they're for free!
He runs a house of slaves he barely pays for work
Go talk to Squidward, even he says you're a jerk!

Krabs (Verse Two)
Fair pay fer fair work, my employees can tell ya
But I bet Ursula has a magic potion ta sell ya!
I'm the voice of the people, ya had ta steal yers
Vote for me and the little mermaid gets back what's hers!

Ursula (Verse Three)
This buttered up crab is all promises and all blab
When his employees protest, he'll just hire some scabs!

Krabs (Verse Three)
Ya toppled Triton fer power, ya know ya can't hide it
Yer campaign stinks, better go grab ya some Trident!

Ursula (Verse Four)
If Plankton got your half of the formula, you'd own the Chum Bucket!

Krabs (Verse Four)
Hey, I run a tight ship, I know that's more than ya can stomach!

Ursula (Verse Five)
Money-grubbing miser! The people know I'm wiser!

Krabs (Verse Five)
Eel-loving witch! The people trust me cuz I'm rich!

Ursula: Buffoon!
Krabs: Witch!
Krabs: Sea witch!
Ursula: Dummy!
Krabs: Dumb sea witch!

And that about wraps up this debate!
Who did you love? Who did you hate?
You vote!
You decide!
Cartoon RAp Battles: Mr. Krabs Vs Ursula
The same friend from GAmeFAQS wrote a rap about a certain election we had a while back. Only this time who will win this underwater debate? Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants or Ursula from The Little Mermaid?

SpongeBob Squarepants belongs to Nickelodeon

The Little Mermaid and Finding Nemo belongs to Disney
Because I posted several of them about cartoon characters rapping one another about two years ago, but post-college life has taken its toll on me.

But now, someone in GameFaqs had written some that I'd like and he has given permission to post his here. I also written some new raps recently and posting them first.

So prepare for a rap spam!


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What should be USA's new national anthem? 

12 deviants said "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police…
4 deviants said "God Bless The USA" By Lee Greenwood…
4 deviants said "Living In America" By James Brown…
1 deviant said "Born In The USA" By Bruce Springsteen…
1 deviant said Other (Please provide link)


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Thank you for the watch! I really appreciate it!Love 
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And thank you for the awesome artwork!
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You're welcome! And I hope you keep up with the good work!
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