Mabel Eats At Arby'sIt was a normal day in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Well, as normal as Gravity Falls gets, anyways. Mabel’s stomach growled, and Dipper, her twin brother, put down the journal he was reading.Mabel Eats At Arby's by PLCTheCd
“Getting a little bit hungry are we Mabel?” He teased in a light-hearted tone, “I’m getting a bit peck-ish myself, and do something else besides reading that journal all summer.”
“When will Grunkle Stan take us to the diner for lunch anyway?” Mabel asked, “I wonder if he’s going to take us to the diner again?”
Dipper cringed about what happened last time he was in that diner, from the humiliation he went through last time, and besides, he though their food wasn’t that good anyway.
“Mabel, I don’t want to eat there again,” Dipper moaned, “Let’s try something else, like the Arby’s near the forest.”
“Arby’s?” Mabel’s ears perked up, none of them even eaten at Arby&
Death Battle Ness Vs Razputin PreludeDeath Battle Ness Vs Razputin Prelude by PLCTheCd
Boomstick: This fan fiction of Death Battle is written by PLCTheCd
Wiz:: You must be wondering, “Hey, how come the writer isn’t doing Revy Vs Tanya or Blanka vs Cole?”
Boomstick: The answer is, it’s his story anyway so quit whining!
Wiz: Child psychics, whether fighting against the embodiment of all evil or to earn badges, they all come in different shapes or sizes.
Boomstick: The question that goes to everyone’s mind must be: “Are we really going to let children fight to the death?” And out answer is: Of course we are! It’s Raz from Psychonauts
Wiz: Vs. Ness from Earthbound. I’m Wiz and he’s Boomstick, and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will in a Death Battle.
From: Earthbound (Mother 2 in Japan)
Wiz: Ness was an average kid living in the peaceful town of Onett who lives his mother,
Cartoon characters in a Injustice style clash 3The Scarecrow (Batman the Animated Series): *to Raven from Teen Titans* So you say you fear nothing, allow me to fix that for you for I am the master of fear!Cartoon characters in a Injustice style clash 3 by PLCTheCd
Raven: *Four red eyes exposed under cloak* What you do is mere parlor tricks, I'll put in to you true fear to make your blood run cold!
Sokka: *to a female TLA character* You know, I liked you a lot better when you weren't trying to kill me!
Azula: (sarcastically) Aw, poor baby.
Pickles the drummer: [to an alcoholic character] (slurred) Hey, you wanna drink with me? *guitar riff* you, ****weed! (unintelligible moaning)
Barney Gumble: Sure! I know of a good bar with good beer in it! *belches*
Shao Kahn (MK: Defenders of the Realm): *to any character from any horrible cartoon* it's official, you suck!
Dex Dogtective: (Food Fight) Speak for yourself, you cold-farted itch!
Robotnik: (AOSTH) SnooPING AS usual I see!
Iago (Aladdin): Who you callin a snooper? Take this fat man! *Raaag*
Sailor Moon: How dare you want to attack me? The ch
Death Battle: Deadpool vs. Pinkie PieDeath Battle: Deadpool vs. Pinkie Pie by CyberAgent369
Pinkie Pie: Enough chitchat! Time is candy!
Ponyville, Near Sugarcube Corner
It was just another beautiful day in Ponyville, Celestia's sun was shining brightly, the birds were singing, and the ponies were happily going about their ways like it was any other day.
However little did they know that this was not any other day, as it would soon turn out this day a epic battle would take place that would easily bend reality and risk the lives of millions.
It began the moment the enquines laid eyes on the new visitor that arrived to the humble town. The ponies all stared at this weird ape like creature in red spandex as he causally pranced around like it was nobody's business, none of the ponies knew what his goal was or how he arrived in Ponyville. But the one thing was certain was that the ponies of town were too scared to even dare speak to it.
"What? Did you expect some complicated story as to how the hell I got in
Death Battle: Emerl vs KirbyDeath Battle: Emerl vs Kirby by armadrillo1234
On a beautiful day in Dreamland, a pink blob was blasting every enemy in his sorroundings with a chocolate beam. The enemies attempted to run away, but were soon frozen in place when targeted. The nightmare in question was none other than the infant star warrior, Kirby. He crashed down, creating a massive crack on the ground below him.
Glancing left to right, he detected the chocolatified enemies. His facial expression revealed a craving that was impossible to conceal. Waiting was no longer an option. He aptly inhaled those around him. If the enemies weren't turned into chocolate, they would have all screamed from the top of their lungs.
In a matter of seconds, every enemy in sight was inhaled. Though not full, he managed to give a satisfied yawn. Kirby then decided to continue his walk. But, from the corner of his eye, he quickly noticed a yellow human like shaped Robot laying beneath the shade of a tree.
Even though the Robot showed no emotions, the infant Star Warrior could tell tha
Captain America VS Slade: DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!Zacmariozero
Abandoned warehouse, New York, dead of night....
A grunt of pain erupted from the Punisher, kicked to the ground, a drop of blood sliding from his mouth. Looking up, one could see a figure emerge. It was a masked man, but half of said mask was orange. The other half was black, obscured by the darkness, as only one eye was visible on the orange side.
Slade walks out from the darkness, staring down at Frank Castle.
"You.... You son of a bitch..."
"Your lack of patience and strive to deliver the finishing blow from the get-go was your downfall, Frank Castle."
"You're good.... But you are going DOWN...."
"On the contrary..." Slade said, backing up with a detonator in hand. The Punisher looked beneath him.... A gray mine, with a giant "S" on it. It started beeping, and before the Punisher could mutter "Shit", it exploded, the Punisher's body hitting the ground...
Along with other Marvel heroes. Spider-Man, Hawkeye, Cyclops, Iron Man.... All unconscious (Not dead, mind you)
Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo vs The Mask The FightBreloom-Da-Bassgod
Breloom: Alright we've analyzed our combatants to their cores and looked at it from every angle
Mewtwo: and considered every possibility.
Doom: Now entertain DOOM with a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Warning the following fight is canon
The Mask walked out of the warehouse with his usual deranged smile on his face. While boring and predictable he still got enjoyment from completely slaughtering those thugs. Wait they were thugs right? Bah who cares their dead now let the morgue's problem now.
"Hmmm where to go where to go?" He formed a telescope out of his eye as he said this. He was scanning the city looking for someone anyone to have some more fun with. As long as they had a better sense of humor then the last guy...what was his name Pizzaface?
He got his answer when he heard what sounded like something was falling in a cartoonish way. In a exaggerated
Death Battle: Discord vs Bobobo-bo Bo-boboKiryu2012
Kiryu: Both reality warpers have been analyzed, so you know what that means.
Gwangi: It’s time for a Death Battle!!!
Ponyville was in absolute chaos. Literally.
Buildings floated around like balloons, the ground had a wide variety of colors that didn’t match at all, clouds made of cotton candy rained chocolate milk and pies, and fish swam freely through the air.
What was responsible? Simple.
The chimera gazed upon his work with a pleased smile, leaning back in his throne as cotton candy clouds rained chocolate milk around him, Discord absent-mindedly having them also rain priceless glass cups that exploded into confetti upon hitting the ground. At that moment, Princess Celestia and Luna approached from behind, the Elements of Harmony tucked away in their bags. Discord’s throne suddenly spun around to face the Princesses as Discord laughed.
“Oh, this is so much fun! How about a game of Pin the Tail on the Pony?” Discord then lifted up Ce
Name: Razputin “Raz” Aquato
Boomstick: Unlike most kids who want to run away to the circus. Razputin here RAN away from the circus. See, Raz was born and raised in a circus to a Gypsy family of traveling acrobats and unlike my ex-wife, he’s not some freak sideshow attraction but instead, the star attraction with his family.
Wiz: His story happened one day after a performance, he was invited to Whispering Rocks Psychic Summer Camp. A remote US government training facility disguised as an ordinary summer camp to train children into psychic powered agents called Psychonauts.
Boomstick: Where instead of singing campfire songs and eating S’mores, kids are trained to use their minds as powerful weapons to fight crime and defending the peace! Wished your summer camp days were like that huh?
Wiz: However, his overprotective dad forbid him from entering. Raz, believing his own father is shunning him for his powers he didn’t asked to have. Quietly runs away to Whispering Rocks.
Boomstick: But, it turns out to be a case of poor communication as his dad was only trying to protect his because his family was cursed by a rival gypsy family that causes anyone in Raz’s family drown near bodies of water. Which the game explains why he can’t swim unlike other video game characters who can do almost anything except fucking swim!
Wiz: Poor communications aside, in just a single day, Raz has learned many psychic powers, cured several insane people, stopped global conquest, and reconciled with his father.
Boomstick: His powers include but not limited to psychic blasts, a PSI shield which protects him from upcoming projectiles, and my personal favorite: Pyrokinesis great for roasting squirrels alive! Raz also knows his barbecue!
Wiz: While I’m ignoring Boomstick’s taste in his meats. He can also become invisible, confuse his enemies, and even let others what they think of him in their eyes.
Boomstick: Knowing my ex-wife, she would think I’m some kind of a pig.
Wiz: Raz can also move objects around with telekinesis and protect himself with a psychic shield. Or even use his own thoughts to allow him to jump higher and float around like a balloon.
Boomstick: Whenever enemies get too close to him, he can always punch the day lights out of them or pummel them through a barrage of palm strikes with his mind!
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Wiz: Raz is a talented acrobat and trapeze artist, being able to land from great heights without any discomfort and cross great heights without slipping or falling off.
Boomstick: Raz is also strong enough to punch cougars! Cougars with the ability to set people on fire! He can fight off armies of Censors which are like the mind’s immunity system, in that case, it makes Raz the HIV of the human mind. vignette2.wikia.nocooki…
Wiz: Razputin also cured several adults of their insanity including the camp’s coach who are using the campers’ brains to power his tanks for world conquest. And yes, you read correctly! Brain tanks!
Background and Feats
Accomplished acrobat and trapeze artist
Double jump and land from great heights without pain or discomfort
Can lift a 70 lb. barbell with just his legs according to his memory vault
Strong enough to punch out a cougar (That can use pyrokinesis)
Defeated armies of censors
Cured several people of their insanity in just a day
Also earned all of his powers in the same amount of time
Became an accomplished Psychonaut by the end of the game
Boomstick: Of course, Raz can’t do everything like how I mentioned earlier that he can’t swim thanks to the family curse of his!
Wiz: Raz’s Shield and Invisibility are temporary and should he runs out, it will take some time for those powers to recharge before he can reuse them again.
Boomstick: He can’t move while using his shield, kinda like my ex-wife after a meal!
Wiz: Most of his powers requires ammo to use and are limited to use unless he finds more of them.
Cannot swim due to a family curse
Melee attacks are lacking
Shield and Invisibility are temporary and requires him to recharge
Cannot move when using said shield
Some powers requires ammo to use
Wiz: Despite his shortcomings, Raz accomplished the impossible in a single day which most people like Boomstick here couldn’t do in their entire lifetime!
Boomstick: HEY I HEARD THAT!
Raz They’ll be expecting Raz: the boy. But what they’ll find, what they don’t expect, is Raz: the Psychonaut!
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