CRBoH Princesses Vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders

(To the tune of Artist Vs. Turtles)

CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

The Princesses of Equestria

Vs...

The Cutie Mark Crusaders!

BEGIN!

Princess Celestia:
Cutie Mark Crusaders, you'll wish you're never been born!
Little fillies against four majestic alicorns!
We got the wisdom and powers
to show it will be greatest mistake!
Our battle of rhyme is a piece of cake!
You'll burn when you face the power of the sun
Still not running away from this fight?
Then let me pass the mic to my girl, Twilight!

Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Smart thinking but that alone won't mean a thing!
I already can fly even though I just got my wings!
Born a unicorn, now an alicorn!
Your achievements are like your flanks! Blanks!

Princess Cadance:
Yo! Cadance and I'm from the Empire of Crystal!
Married a stallion and can fly higher than a pistol!
I'm might be the Princess of Love but I got other feelings!
I should pass it up to my aunt in the ceiling!

Princess Luna:
OH! Princess Luna and I'm your nightmare!
Whether day or night, I'll give you a scare!
Your victory will never arrive it seems
You'll never win, not even in your dreams!

Twilight and Cadance:
We got the crowns

Celestia and Luna:
More than a thousand years!

Princesses:
The Princesses of Equestria are rap god-tier!
Your hearts are strong as horses but that will go so far
When our faces will be your new cutie marks!

Apple Bloom:
The wisdom of mah brother

CMC:
Big Mac...

Sweetie Belle:
Told us not to rush to violence

CMC:
Big Mac...

Babs Seed:
But my cousin

CMC:
Big Mac...

Scootaloo:
AIN'T HERE LADIES! (HEE-YAH!)

Apple Bloom:
Ah don't think you can actually rule this land
When the two of you got defeated by a bunch of plants

Scootaloo:
I'll leave you ladies in a dazed blur
I can make you cry and whine with my scooter

Babs Seed:
Hey pal, I'm a cute but tough gal
You'll get bullied, so then I'll shall!

Sweetie Belle:
Uhh, Shining Armor's missing I see
And I think he ran off with the Changeling Queen!

Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Wow, you girls are too insane!

Princess Celestia:
You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your manes!

Princess Cadance:
We got the talent-

Princesses:
And the minds-

Princess Cadance:
And the rhymes so sweet!

Princess Luna:
We're like my flash game-

Princesses:
Because we can't be beat!

Apple Bloom:
Go on and hate us like we're like Gabby Gums!

Scootaloo:
You ego's bigger than your rumps!

CMC:
We're the CMC, drop-kicking you see! (Go, go, go, go)
We'll have your cake and eat it, save a slice for me!