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Panini: (To Chowder) This is going to be fun Num-Nums!
Chowder:I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Road Runner: Beep beep!
Coyote: ...!

Barry: Now I can finally finish you for real!
Archer: ...who are you again?

Daffy Duck: You're just jealous that I was always the more popular ssstar!
Bugs: Of course you realize, this means war!

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Negaduck: You're the terror who is totally full of himself...

ARnold (From Hey Arnold): You look familiar
Stewie Griffin: Likewise

Joe Swanson: People say we look alike
Stan Smith: I can't see why

Raven: Sparkle Face?
Twilight: Are you making fun of me?

Demona: (From Gargoyles) "How I despise humanity! I shall wipe out all the inferior humans!"
Cyclops: "It's Magneto all over again"

Rex Salazar: (To Ben Tennyson) Ready to finish this like last time?
Ben: You know it!

Discord: LEt's see who's the true spirit of Chaos!
Chaos (From Aladdin): It's practically my name.

Rath: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING FAT GUY WHO PILOTS A DUMB WEAK LOOKING ROBO-
Coop: No, you listen you ugly, B-movie chump! You scratched up my ride! You insult my robot! and now you are going to make me RUN?! I am going to crush all nine of your lives and make you take a permanent cat nap!

Samurai Jack: ... *Unsheathes Sword*
Jenny Wakeman: All right! I'm not going to go easy on you!

Ron Stoppable: Prepare to go toe-to-toe with the RON FACTOR! Can I get a Boo-yah?!
Cyborg: BOOYAH!

Carlos Ramon: Wow, getting that fancy jacket must have cost an arm and a leg, huh? One could say you were short... of change?
Edward Elric: *fuming* This beating couldn't come soon enough!

Huey Freeman: Seriously?
Virgil Hawkins: What?

Quailman (Doug): Prepare to get whipped by the belt of justice! That uh... sounded better in my head!
Barnacle Boy (Spongebob Squarepants): Kid... you make me look cool, and I'm an old wannabe sidekick! Now get ready for a spanking!

Angelica (Rugrats): I can make more than babies cry their eyes out, get ready to find out!
Sarah (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy): Pick on babies? And they call me a brat! I'll tear your head off!

Timmy Turner: So you have the same name like me huh?
Timmy (South Park): Timmeh!

Sunset Shimmer: You won't beat me little miss perfect!
Twilight Sparkle: Wrong Sunset, your finished!

Amon: Nothing will stop me in achieving equality.
Korra: Equality? You're doing this for only yourself!

Tommy Pickles: A baby's gotta do, what a baby's gotta do!
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!

Azula: You're not even a real player.
Rigby (Regular Show): Not a real player? Mordecai let me be Player One this time, so in your face!

Katz: How about little sport before you die?
T-Bone: It's guys like you that give "cats" a bad name.

Pinkie Pie: Ever had those days when you can't control yourself? I like having those days.
Deadpool: Me too. Especially when if "somebody" knows how to do all the sweet, uber-long, tourny style combos.

Mumma-Ra: Ancient Spirits of Evil! Transform this decayed form into Mumma-Ra, the Ever-Living!
HIM: Oh my. I do much better work than I thought.

Megaman: You ready Lan? Battle program set, Execute!
Bob: Glitch! B.F.G.!

Samurai Jack (To any hero/good guy): Fight with honor.
Hercules: When it comes to fighting with honor, I tend to go the distance!

Goofy (with wifebeater and belt costume): It's Goofy Time! A-hyuck!
MAx Goof: NO DAD NO!

Mojo Jojo: I, Mojo Jojo, will now face you, my opponent, in this fight where you will face me, Mojo Jojo, in combat.
Deadpool: I, Deadpool, will mock you, Mojo, the way you talk by me, Deadpool, right now!

Jimmy Neutron: (To Dexter) Let's see who's the real boy genius once and for all!
Dexter: The inventions in my Laborr-atory are more better than your 2-bit trinkets!

Optimus Prime: One shall stand...
Megatron: One shall fall!

Danny Phantom: (To Jake Long) Have you ever heard of a breath mint dragon boy?
Jake Long: Oh that's funny coming from a guy who is covered in "ectoplasm" all of the time!

Cat in the Hat: Oh me, oh my, try as I will, try as I might, I was hoping we would settle this matter without an unnecessary fight!
Dora the Explorer: *Looks toward the player and pulls out Map* Where can the Cat in the Hat go to? *The little clicker moves and clicks on a picture of Hell* Gran trabajo!

Lemongrabs: Your presence here is unacceptable! Unacceptable!
Brock: No, I would say it's ONIXacceptable!

Aku (Anyone but Jack): AH HA HA HA, one more foolish soul to charge the Shogun of Sorrow!
Captain Planet: Shogun of Sorrow? You look more like a cloud of city smog to me! Time to clean house!

Father (KND - To any child character): Kids, kids, kids, it's always kids! Let me turn up the heat and teach you a lesson!
Cubert Farnsworth (to Father): Wow, someone's hopped up on dork-osterone.

Dr. Rockso: I'm gonna k-k-k-kick your ass, b-b-b-baby! I do cocaine!
Porky Pig: Are y-y-you mocking my stu-stu-stu, speech impediment?

Trixie: (To Sunset) There can be only one rival to Twilight Sparkle!
Sunset Shimmer (with a flat, mocking tone): I'm sorry, but your simple parlor tricks couldn't even rival the dirt beneath my hooves.

Joker: (To Kim Possible): How did you get that scar?
Kim Possible (is used to the constant mocking of her upper lip): Naco Supreme accident of '08, no big.

Penny (Inspector Gadget To Elmyra Duff): So you're the one bothering my dog Brain!
Elmyra: I'm gonna squeeze the life out of you like a fluffy wuffy "aminal."

Zim: Eargh! Filthy, Stinking Pig Slime! Do you think you have the strength to counter Irken Technology?!
Ben Tennyson: Funny that you mentioned technology.

Butters/Professor Chaos (to Beavis/Cornholio): I, Professor Chaos, shall rain eternal hellfire on you! Muwahahahaha!
Cornholio/Beavis: Are you threatening me and my TP?

Mordecai: Try and get past my "Death Block!"
Po: That's no match for MY Awesomeness!

Rocket Raccoon (To Kat): I seen some weird freaks in my time, but you are the ugliest.
Kat (Kid vs Kat: meow! "Hiss"

Hulk: I'm the strongest one there is!
Razer (Green Lantern the animated series): And apparently the dumbest as well.

The Shredder (To the Black Panther): If you are all that stands between me and the mountain of Vibranium, then my victory is assured.
Black Panther: You talk too much.

Vilgax: You are nothing but a pest
Green Goblin: Well Davy Jones, you been hitting the gym.

WarGreymon: Let's see if you're strong enough to beat a Mega Level!
Charizard: (ROAAAR!)

The Joker: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!
Squidward: How about I stick this clarinet up your ass? That'd make me smile!

Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride-obliterating *****-slap.
Err: You do what he says, boy!
Meatwad: Do you still have my jam box?

Gorilla Grodd: Kneel before Grodd!
Bobo Haha: It's apes like you that gives us primates a bad name!

Ares: You dare mock a god?
Hades: Ares! You old goat, You know Clash of the Titans isn't supposed to be taken literally, right?

Speedy Gonzales (To a feline character): My apologies Señor Gato, this'll be over quickly!
Kitty Katswell: I happen to be a Senorita!

THe Flash: (To any characters with Super Speed): Wanna friendly race after this?
Sonic the hedgehog: I'll be there and back before you know I'm even gone!

BM Megatron: All organics will be eradicated!
Bender Rodriguez: You know something fella, I like the way you think.
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Raphael: For a 2-bit King Ghidorah knock off, you're not that bad, *raises sais* Let's dance toadbreath!

Deadpool: (To Any South Park character) Why do you walk funny?
Kenny: *Dies*

Tito (to someone inhuman or beyond human): The Ancient Hawaiians don't have anything to say about this brudda...
Lumpy Space Princess: Who the lump are you?

Polly Esther [Samurai Pizza Cats] (to Jake the dog): Here, boy! Lemme scratch you a new flea collar!
Jake: Sorry, I'm already taken!

Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog)(To A Dog): Another dog trying to stop me? Dear boy, can any of you mutts read the "No Dogs Allowed" signs?
Brian Griffin: Hey, chill out. I think I know what'd cheer you up. (puts on banana outfit) It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Hank Hill (to Mimi from "Digimon"): Gotdang it, you're not a real cowgirl! Now get rid of that silly outfit or I'm gonna kick your ass!
Mimi: *gasps* Hey! Nobody insults my fashion sense! Let's go Palmon!

Meowth: *to any feline character* Yer gonna feel my Fury Swipes!
Kitty (TUFF Puppy): Fury Swipes? Please, my claws are registered as deadly weapons!

Ben Tennyson (Kid): Alright, dweeb, I don't even need to use the Omnitrix to beat some sense into you!
Kid Trunks: Alright loser, it's time to put you down. Hard.

Foghorn Leghorn: Let me come over the- I say, let me come over there and show you the real meanin' of 'hard knocks.'
Barnyard Dawg: What do you say we put our differences aside, Foghorn, and clobber this robo rat for ruinin' our fun?!

Marvin the Martian (to another alien): I must warn you, my punches hit harder than an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Zim: Trying to imitate us again, huh? Martian scum?!

Azula: (To Benson) You always make empty threats to fire them, (Forms a ball of flames in her hands) Why not literally?
Benson: I'm a boss, threatening is what we do! Now I'm ready to douse those flames with a pink slip, lady!

Lightning Dust (My Little Pony)(to anypony): I may not be a Lead Pony any more but I can still lead my hoof right into your backside, punk!
Flash Sentry: *Smirks* It looks like I am going to stop you right here, criminal scum!

Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc.) Finally, the winds of change feels like it is blowing my way!
Sully: THe only thing that's going your way, is my fist!

Mabel: Enjoying this friendly spar Dipper?
Paper Jam Dipper: Nya-yayyayayaya yayaynyayayayayayyow!
Translated: I am sorry to deceive you my dear sister, the real Dipper switched me in during the part where he was ping ponging off of walls to switch locales.

Him (PPG): *Soothing voice* Ooh, the first half of the this fight you showed me your power! *Voice darkens* Now let me show you what I've got!
Ice King: Oh yeah? Well, I'm just warming up...or should I say, cooling down?

Herbert: (to any child character) C'mon, now, let's not fight. I have a freezer full of popsicles with your name on 'em. H-h-h-mm-mm-mm.
Flapjack: It still won't be Candy Island!

Starfire: You are not the Raven that I know of!
Raven (Zoids): That's right, now shut up or you'll only embarrass yourself further!

Mordecai: Dude you wanna stop? Cuz you seem kinda weak...
Diamond Tiara: Said to a giant bird who can't even fly!

Rocko: (To Numbuh 3): So your boyfriend's from Australia huh? And he's a wallaby as well?
Numbuh 3: Hey how did you know Numbuh 4's real name??

Argost: *to Princess Celestia* Now your an intriguing Cryptid, you will soon be under my power!
Celestia: You will burn by MY power of the sun!

Beast Boy: *To Injustice Cyborg* You sound like the Cy I know.
Cyborg (Regime): *preps Sonic cannon* Believe me, it'll be the last sound you'll ever hear!

Goku: *To any character who eats alot* Loser buys the meal.
Coop: You're a good man, don't forget to leave a tip!

Zuko: Do you like your meat well done?
Aang: Zuko, you know I'm a vegetarian!

Rarity (FiM) (To anypony): Lose this and you be forced to wear my latest creations!
Pinkie Pie (FiM): Okay, Rarity, but you lose and you have to babysit Pumpkin and Pound Cake for a week straight while wearing my Fluttershy suit!

The Tick (The Tick): Dastardly villain, prepare to feel swift justice, courtesy of me! SPOOOOON!
Dick Dastardly: Drat! This blue buffoon may interrupt my nefarious scheme, I have to take him out quickly!

Professor Oak: So, are you a boy? ...Or a girl?
Tweety Bird: I taught I heard a personal question!

Stan Smith: (To Brian Griffin) Self-rightious liberal mutt! You're worse than my daughter!
Brian Griffin: Yeah? Well, you're a bossy, conceited conservative buffoon! Plus, I ****ed your daughter...twice!

Dr. Weird (to any other cartoon scientist): Gentlemen! I'm going to whoop your ass!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): Is that so? Well then let me introduce you to my Donkeyinator! How's that for irony! Eh? Eh?!

Control Freak (Teen Titans)(To Vilgax): Whoa, you look like one of the aliens from Warp Trek V! Can I get your autograph? Right after I bring this television to life to beat you down, of course!
Vilgax (Ultimate Alien Force) (Fact - Best Incarnation): I'll sign your pasty skull with my eye lasers!

Rex Salazar: Ha! You're obviously not an evo, you're way way too ugly!
Sarah (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy): I don't know what the heck an Evo is, but I'm going to beat you over the head... with my brother!
Ed: Hi mom! *Waves*

Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy): I'm going to take my hands and wring your neck with them! And your mother sucks eggs!
IM Weasel: Funny that you have mentioned about my mother and eggs.

Really Really Big Man: (To Powdered Toast Man) : Can even you fall through my Nipples of the Future, worthy rival?
Powdered Toast Man: Not even you will cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

Stanford Pines: I could spare you the embarrassment if you pay me right now!
Mr. Burns: I didn't give anything during the Civil War, and I sure as schmutz won't give anything now! Smithers, release the hounds!

Inspector Gadget: (To any villain) Stop in the name of the law!
Thrax (Osmosis Jones) (Human sized *it's a given*): Ain't no stoppin' this train baby! Imma set the world on fire!

Sokka, "Avatar" (to Shikamaru, "Naruto"): Holy crap! It's like looking in a mirror!
Shikamaru: Yeah, if my mirror was dirty, How troublesome...

(Spectacular Spider-Man) Green Goblin: (To any MLP character) Don't apologize, I never do.
Rainbow Dash: Oh? But I always apologize before kicking someponies teeth down their throat!

Bane: (To Amon): Taking their powers away? Why don't you just kill them?
Amon: THeir punishment must be more severe.

Peter Griffin: This reminds me of that one time I fought Batman!
Batman : I don't remember fighting you fat man!

Buttercup (To any Totally Spies): How about you fight instead of talking about fashion?
Clover to Buttercup: Like, seriously drop the tough girl act and take a nap or something, aggressive much?

Bubbles: (To any Totally Spies): Enjoying this friendly game?
Alex to Bubbles: Wow, you're good! Now think it's about time I get serious!

Blossom: {To any Totally Spies:): You need to work on your strategy, let me help you!
Sam to Blossom: Thanks, but no thanks, you haven't seen anything yet!

Nicole Watterson (Enraged): YOU. WILL. DIE. NOW!
Bugs Bunny: Temper, temper!

Yin: So, you're not related? Doesn't stop me from beating you!
Buster (with a chef's hat to Yin): Beat me? I'm looking to make mince meat out of you!

Vilgax: No matter what, your efforts will be in vain unless you swear allegiance to me!
Dan:I work alone Squid Face!

Judge Doom: WHEN I KILLED VALIANT' S BROTHER I TALKED JUUUSSSST...LIKKKKKEEEE THHHIIISSSSS!
Yakko Warner: Really now, can you sound like Elvis next?

Shoutmon: *to any Digimon character* hope your ready to lose to the future king of the Digital World!
DemiDevimon: Watch it kid, keep thinkin' like that and you'll be wiped and overwritten!

Disco Stu: You called?
The Mayor (The Powerpuff Girl): Wha! I didn't call for you, I called for the Powerpuff Girls! In fact... you're not even a girl! Prepare to get whooped out of my office!

Amethyst (S.Universe) (To any current Cartoon Network character): Aw come on, you looked like you could do better than this!
The Flame Princess: I'm just "warming up!"

Lemongrab: (To Johnny Test) STOP SCREAMING! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?
Johnny Test: Don't get your undies in a bunch, I was just screaming because I was about to WHIP your tail into lemonade! *Does karate poses with WHIP noises*

Johnny Bravo (To a female): I apologize in advance, pretty mama, but I've got to put the HOO HA on your face!
Meg (Family Guy): Well, thank you very much, handsome. Wait right here while I pop my back-ne.

Stewie (to any male anime lead): Yeah, I'd make a much better lead than you, 'cause I've got the hair and athleticism for it.
Char: I am 3 times faster than anyone, I want to see your abilities

Kratos: (To Injustice Ares) I have slain the Ares in my world and I can do the same to you!
Injustice Ares: I am fueled by conflict, all shall bow before me, you are no exception.

Jake the dog(to anyone): What time is it?
Bender: Time for you to shut up!

Rigby: (To SLappy Squirrel) No one's going to get those dead celebrity references you has-been!
Slappy Squirrel: Nobody, eh? Well how's this for a reference: you're going to be dead, and no one's going to reference you! See, I'm a regular Charlie Chaplin!

Scar (The Lion King)(To an animal character): I've never seen you in the plains before... no matter, you won't stand in my way! When I'm done with you, your bones will be playthings for the hyenas!
Balto: My bones won't be playthings for anyone, you overgrown cat!

Iago: (To Pesto from Animaniacs): Will it kill you to take a compliment for once?
Pesto: I can't take a compliment? Is dat what you're saying?!.... Dat's it!! *lunges at Iago* You wanna compliment? Here's yer compliment!

Jenny: Hold Still!
Shard: Keep up!

Shard: Got a Uni-beam in there, too?
Jenny: *Straight face, low, angry voice* I'm going to hurt you.

Jenny: Are you making fun of me?!
Shard: Are YOU making fun of ME?!

Shard: A buster cannon. Real original.
Cyborg: Back at 'ya!

Cyborg: You ready for this?
Shard: Ready for anything.

Deathstroke: Sad excuse for a mercenary.
Demo-man: I'm drunk, *Slightly slurred* WHAT'S YER' SCUSE?!

Demo-man: I'm the only cyclops 'round 'ere!
Deathstroke: The only alcoholic one....

Ben Tennyson (Any Era): It's Hero Time!
Danny Phantom: Going Ghost! See, I can do it too.

Rex Salazar: Well, you seem too cute to be an EVO.
Jenny Wakeman: *blushes and giggles to herself* Never thought I'd be complimented before a fight. Although I don't know what an EVO is.

Pinkie Pie: I'll scar you with this beating. FOREVER!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Not if my blacker belt in kah-rah-tay has something to say about that.

Stinkmeaner: I'mma bisect yo' isosceles ass, you bitch-ass nigga!
Bill Cipher: *laughs* It's funny how dumb you are!

Beavis: Butthead, what are Fagboy and Cum Cunt doing here?
Butthead: Let's kick their asses.
Fanboy: Say it to my two fists, one-armers!
Chum Chum: And my two eyes!

Groot: I am Groot!
Catbug: I'm Catbug!

Bugs Bunny: Eh, *chews a carrot* what's up, doc?
Mickey Mouse: The fact that I'll give you an epic beating!

Sora: Your majesty, is there something wrong?
Suicide Mouse: *stops and turns over to Sora* Real suffering is unknown...

Captain N: I'll do this for Videoland!
Scott Pilgrim: I'll do this for myself. *earns the Power of Self-Respect*

2014 Leonardo: Knock knock!
2012 Leonardo: You're about to get shell shocked!
Sorry that I'm not updating in a while, first weeks of my semester are always busy.

In a meantime, here's some of my experiments with Netherrealms' Injustice: Gods Among Us clash quotes with cartoon characters instead of DC comic characters that I've been doing with in GameFAQS.

All characters belong to their rightful owners

Injustice belongs to WB Games and Netherrealms

Anyone is welcome to add their quotes!
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DesignatedFurry's avatar

As a JoJo fan, all I thought of was Eyes of Heaven. XD


(lol either way, potential dialogue between characters via video game meet-ups are a real interesting concept)