Death Battle Ness Vs Razputin Prelude

Boomstick: This fan fiction of Death Battle is written by PLCTheCd

DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz:: You must be wondering, “Hey, how come the writer isn’t doing Revy Vs Tanya or Blanka vs Cole?”

Boomstick: The answer is, it’s his story anyway so quit whining!

Wiz: Child psychics, whether fighting against the embodiment of all evil or to earn badges, they all come in different shapes or sizes.

Boomstick: The question that goes to everyone’s mind must be: “Are we really going to let children fight to the death?” And out answer is: Of course we are! It’s Raz from Psychonauts

Wiz: Vs. Ness from Earthbound. I’m Wiz and he’s Boomstick, and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will in a Death Battle.

Background:
Name: Ness
From: Earthbound (Mother 2 in Japan)
Age: 13

Wiz: Ness was an average kid living in the peaceful town of Onett who lives his mother, sister, and a workaholic father..

Boomstick: Everything seems normal alright, until a meteorite crashed nearby his house and robotic bee warns him about the bad future and only he and three other chosen kids can stop him! He seems to believe the robot bug completely, well at least it’s not a creepy old guy driving a big old van that says “Free Candy”

Wiz: Ness was then given psychic powers and thus, begins his journey to stop Giygas, the ultimate personification of evil itself.

Boomstick: You must be wondering how can a kid’s game like Earthbound have a menacing villain?



Boomstick: Well there goes your sleep and your pants…

Wiz: Throughout his journey to save the world from eternal evil, he befriended the other three children. Paula, the psychic love interest, the talented boy genius (And my personal favorite) Jeff, and the martial artist prince of Dalaam named Poo

Boomstick: …with a literally crappy name.

Wiz: Then you’re going to enjoy this one, all psychic powers in the Earthbound universe are used with Psychic Power or PP for short.

Boomstick: HAHAHAHAHA! You said PP!  First a kid named Poo and now this! Are the developers under drugs or something?

Wiz: Well, Psychic Points are recovered from eating magical tarts and puddings which causes hallucinations after being consumed. So, yeah I say so.



Boomstick: Whoa, forget that I asked…

Wiz: Because of the high number of weapons and items Ness can equip, we’ll give him the best weapons he can carry.

Boomstick: Starting with the Gutsy Bat, when he can’t beat his enemies with psychic powers, he can still bash their skulls into mush.

Wiz: He also carries the Combat Yo-Yo, while not accurate, can still do mid-range damage. Before you wonder how can yo-yos be deadly, people in the Philippines once used them as anti-snake weapons. Or watch a four year old play them indoors.

Boomstick: Trust us, you will regret it! Anyhoo, Ness also carries a Rabbit’s Foot which increases his speed instead of luck for some reason and a Souvenir Coin which does give him luck and increases his defense.

Weapons and Defense:

Gutsy Bat
- +100 Offense
- +127 Guts (Higher the guts, the higher chance of delivering a critical hit and less chance of  getting a critical hit)

Souvenir Coin
- + 80 Defense
+ 35 Luck

Rabbit’s Foot:
- +3 Defense
- +40 Speed
- Protects against paralysis

Combat Yo-yo
- +54 Offense
- Miss 18.75% of the time

Wiz: When it comes to his psychic powers, and because the Super Smash Bros. isn’t considered canon, we will only be using his powers in the official game.

Boomstick: Before you go “But guys, you used filler and GT for Goku when he fought Superman!” That was an only exception! Besides, his canon powers are still Rockin’ like his signature attack of the same name!

Wiz: Ness can also heal himself and recover status ailments with Life Up.

Boomstick: He can also use PK Flash and no, not the pervert in the trench coat type, but gives his enemies status ailments which varies based on the enemy. Think of it like a status lottery for the enemy.

Wiz: He’s also capable of putting his enemies to sleep and paralyzing them although strong enemies can resist it.

Boomstick: Ness can also shield himself with a wall of light that takes cuts damage in half and even reflects the enemy’s attack back at them like a mirror!

Powers
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• -Psychokinetic Wave generated from a concentration of psychic energy that that targets all enemies
• -Goes up from Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and Omega with Omega being the strongest but consumes the most PP
• -Damages all enemies
• -Decreases enemies Psychic Defense by one

PK Flash:

• -Gives a strong flash that affects all enemies and gives them certain status ailments based on their power level.
• -Goes up from Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and Omega with each stronger than the last but consuming more PP
• -Numbs enemies
• -Causes enemies to cry uncontrollably
• -Makes enemies feel strange
• -Even knock them unconscious.

Healing:

• -Heals status ailments
• -Only goes from Alpha to Gamma
• -Alpha cures sunstroke, cold, and sleepiness
• -Beta cures the same as Alpha along with poison, nausea, crying, and feeling strange
• -Gamma cures the same as Beta along with crystallization, numbness, and unconsciousness with a few HP recovered.

Life Up:

• -Recovers lost HP, the more PP consumed, the more HP recovered
• -Alpha recovers 100 HP
• -Beta recovers 300 HP
• -Gamma fully heals one person
• -Omega recovers 400 HP to all his party

Paralysis:

• -Causes enemies to be numb
• -Alpha paralyzes one enemy
• -Omega paralyzes all enemies,

Hypnosis

• -Puts enemies to sleep
• -Alpha puts one enemy to sleep
• -Can still be dodged
• -Omega puts all enemies to sleep

Shield:

• -Only go up to Alpha and Beta
• -Alpha reduces damage by 50%
• -Beta also reduces damage in half and reflects attack back straight to the enemy

Boomstick: Ness is one tough kid, he beat the crap out of a street gang into reforming and wandered throughout his journey by himself before meeting his friends! Enemies from aliens, zombies, bears, robots, possessed tress, and even hippies! Dirty hippies!  

Wiz: Ness even entered his subconscious and overcame his nightmare which represents his dark side and fears. Which for some reason, took a form of an Oscar trophy with horns.



Boomstick: He even freed the cute Mr. Saturn from a giant pile of barf, and if you think I’m joking around go look up in YouTube for proof!

Background and Feats:
Survived and beating countless enemies influenced by Giygas’ influence even before meeting Paula, Jeff, and Poo
Defeated a street gang by himself
Overcame his nightmare which represents the evils, fears, and doubts in his subconscious
Freed Mr. Saturn from a sentient pile of vomit (Not making this up)
Stopped Giygas from bringing eternal darkness
Fought alongside Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Fox McCloud, and other Nintendo characters (Non-canon)

Wiz: However, most of Ness’s achievements are earned with the help of his friends and everyone he encountered in his journey. Like when he faced off Giygas, they only managed the stop him through everyone praying for him and his friends.

Boomstick: So Ness is like Jesus then!  Ness also suffers from homesickness and in fact, the only one in his team to suffer the ailment. He’s also our savior and loves his mama, what a guy!

Wiz: His psychic attacks drain PP, and the more powerful attacks, the more PP it consumes. The said PP is also limited, so he can only use them for so long.

Boomstick: He’s also on the chubby side since he’s the slowest of the four, must be from eating all the food he picks up from the garbage cans.

Weaknesses:
Suffers from homesickness (The only one in his party to suffer the ailment)
Slowest of the Chosen Four
Strongest attacks requires the most PP
Said PP is finite
Most achievements are with his friends.

Wiz: Still, with psychic powers and a baseball bat to boot, Ness is one of the best psychic child ever.

Boomstick: Ness, the baseball psychic kid Jesus of Onett!

Ness: OKAY!

Background:
Name: Razputin “Raz” Aquato
From: Psychonauts
Age: 10

Boomstick: Unlike most kids who want to run away to the circus. Razputin here RAN away from the circus. See, Raz was born and raised in a circus to a Gypsy family of traveling acrobats and unlike my ex-wife, he’s not some freak sideshow attraction but instead, the star attraction with his family.

Wiz: His story happened one day after a performance, he was invited to Whispering Rocks Psychic Summer Camp. A remote US government training facility disguised as an ordinary summer camp to train children into psychic powered agents called Psychonauts.

Boomstick: Where instead of singing campfire songs and eating S’mores, kids are trained to use their minds as powerful weapons to fight crime and defending the peace! Wished your summer camp days were like that huh?

Wiz: However, his overprotective dad forbid him from entering. Raz, believing his own father is shunning him for his powers he didn’t asked to have. Quietly runs away to Whispering Rocks.

Boomstick: But, it turns out to be a case of poor communication as his dad was only trying to protect his because his family was cursed by a rival gypsy family that causes anyone in Raz’s family drown near bodies of water. Which the game explains why he can’t swim unlike other video game characters who can do almost anything except fucking swim!

Wiz: Poor communications aside, in just a single day, Raz has learned many psychic powers, cured several insane people, stopped global conquest, and reconciled with his father.

Boomstick: His powers include but not limited to psychic blasts, a PSI shield which protects him from upcoming projectiles, and my personal favorite: Pyrokinesis great for roasting squirrels alive! Raz also knows his barbecue!

Wiz:  While I’m ignoring Boomstick’s taste in his meats. He can also become invisible, confuse his enemies, and even let others what they think of him in their eyes.

Boomstick: Knowing my ex-wife, she would think I’m some kind of a pig.

Wiz: Raz can also move objects around with telekinesis and protect himself with a psychic shield. Or even use his own thoughts to allow him to jump higher and float around like a balloon.

Boomstick: Whenever enemies get too close to him, he can always punch the day lights out of them or pummel them through a barrage of palm strikes with his mind!

Powers:
PSI Punch

• -Projects an orange fist with his mind
• -Three hit combo
• -Usually best when enemies get too close

 
Palm Bomb

• -An air attack Razputin dives downwards with his PSI palm hitting the ground.
• -Clears enemies away when surrounded
• -Can attack the surrounding enemies multiple times with Palm Mega-bomb, making it even more effective.

Pyrokinesis

• -Ability to sets things on fire with one’s mind
• -Can set squirrels on fire for health
• -Raz needs to stay still to cast
• -Can cause a chain reaction to a cluster of enemies

Telekinesis

• -Lift and throw objects with his mind
  
• -Only strong enough to throw small objects
  
• -Is defenseless and unable to move while using it

 
Marksmanship

• -Also known as Psi Blast
  
• -Fires a blast of psychic energy
  
• -Can ricochet and hit up to six enemies

Invisibility

• -Self-explanatory
  
• -Able to sneak up on enemies
  
• -Drains away from constant use

Levitation

• -Creates a “Thought Bubbles” which allows him to jump higher while riding on it
• -Speed increases
• -Can float downwards
• -Can run over enemies like a wrecking ball with the Rolling Havoc upgrade

 PSI Shield

• -Crouches down and envelope himself in an orange sphere
  
• -Protects Raz from upcoming projectiles
  
• -Drains away from constant use
  
• -Cannot move while using the shield

  Clairvoyance

• -Sees through the eyes of another person or object
• -Raz can still move freely
• -Not really useful in battle

 Confusion 

• -Throws Confusion Grenades
  
• -Clouds people’s minds
  
• -Cause enemies to turn one another

 Wiz: Raz is a talented acrobat and trapeze artist, being able to land from great heights without any discomfort and cross great heights without slipping or falling off.

 Boomstick: Raz is also strong enough to punch cougars! Cougars with the ability to set people on fire! He can fight off armies of Censors which are like the mind’s immunity system, in that case, it makes Raz the HIV of the human mind.

Wiz: Before traveling to the mental asylum, he fought and befriended the lake monster who lives in the camp lake, which happens to be a mutated lungfish.

Boomstick: And the lungfish's name is feared and respected by all, beware of Linda!

Wiz: Razputin also cured several adults of their insanity including the camp’s coach who are using the campers’ brains to power his tanks for world conquest. And yes, you read correctly! Brain tanks!

 

Background and Feats
Accomplished acrobat and trapeze artist
Double jump and land from great heights without pain or discomfort
Can lift a 70 lb. barbell with just his legs according to his memory vault
Strong enough to punch out a cougar (That can use pyrokinesis)
Defeated armies of censors
Defeated and befriended the lungfish Linda
Cured several people of their insanity in just a day
Also earned all of his powers in the same amount of time
Became an accomplished Psychonaut by the end of the game

Boomstick: Of course, Raz can’t do everything like how I mentioned earlier that he can’t swim thanks to the family curse of his!

Wiz: Raz’s Shield and Invisibility are temporary and should he runs out, it will take some time for those powers to recharge before he can reuse them again.

Boomstick: He can’t move while using his shield, kinda like my ex-wife after a meal!

Wiz: Most of his powers requires ammo to use and are limited to use unless he finds more of them.

Weaknesses
Cannot swim due to a family curse
Melee attacks are lacking
Shield and Invisibility are temporary and requires him to recharge
Cannot move when using said shield
Some powers requires ammo to use 

Wiz: Despite his shortcomings, Raz accomplished the impossible in a single day which most people like Boomstick here couldn’t do in their entire lifetime!

Boomstick: HEY I HEARD THAT!

Raz They’ll be expecting Raz: the boy. But what they’ll find, what they don’t expect, is Raz: the Psychonaut!