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CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Carmelita Fox!

Vs...

Kitty Katswell!

BEGIN!

Carmelita:

Here Kitty Kitty! Time to put this pussy cat down!
I'm ending your misery after being surrounded that clown!
Like a Habanero, I'm muy caliente!
Mess with me senorita, and you will rue this day!
You're not TUFF, Sly won't steal anything from you
I'll zap you with my gun, and show you REAL DOOM!
How can you compare Dudley to someone like Cooper?
Do you just hang around like Pooper-Scooper!

Kitty:
Please! I've taken worst hits then that once per episode.
You're just another in a long line of Inspectors,
from Gadget to Clouseau
And watch it when talking about partners, Dumb as he may be
At least I trust him more then a Purple-Backstabbing Cockney.
I'm the top agent in the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force,
And I did it all without a thief that wanted to intercourse.
You've had four VA's in your run, and three of them were like ear blisters
With your accent so unbalanced you'd they lost their whiskers?

Carmelita:
My relationship with Sly Cooper is better than Dudley!
At least he doesn't get me injured and nearly kill me daily!
You can't get me with the different voice actor bit, fool!
Don't forgot that I share the same voice actor as you
Si, we were all tricked by Neyla but you all fell for el Chameleon?
I guess I was wrong that you were supposed to be brilliant!
By the way, it's the tail that keeps us up in balance!
You're muerte Katswell, so dull up your talons.

Kitty:
Alright, It's time to finish this little fox hunt!
You'll be dead just Clockwerk and his grunts!
I never thought I heard rapping worse than Dimitri's
Your thoughts of winning is worse than Dudley's!
When it comes to solving crimes, it's clear you're the worst!
Not even Keswick can invent your game's hiatus curse!
Truth is Carmelita, this will be your real Doom
Cuz we all know you have Sly's baby inside your vixen womb

WHO WON?!

WHO's NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

CARTOON

RAP

BATTLES

OF

HISTORY!
Here was an RP between :iconweirdkev-27: and I, with the former never completing. However, I finished the rest of Kitty's lines and posted this latest battle of rhymes between two animal law enforcement who are coincidentally voiced by Grey DeLisle-Griffin.

Sly Cooper (c) belongs to Sony and Sucker Punch
T.U.F.F Puppy (c) belongs to Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman
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IronBloodAika Featured By Owner May 18, 2017
Cat fight!
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner May 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Heh, hell yeah~
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IronBloodAika Featured By Owner May 19, 2017
Need the goths next. XD
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GreekKonstantina Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Student General Artist
Nice! :D
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
THanks for the comment and the watch!@ :D
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