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Invention

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                                           Invention

If I made an invention, what will it be?
Something the whole world to see
It’ll help everyone’s industry

If you need help and need a fix
To impress everyone with your tricks
It’s going to be all the good things in the mix

I spent all day and I spent all night
Screwing the bolts and fixing the lights
Got to make sure, that this doesn’t bite

Then I was finished, I shouted in joy
I’m off to show the world of this new toy

It’s simple control with a button and a switch
Helping everyone in the world at which
From a hobo, a king, and even the wicked witch
To saving the world, or making a sandwich

Plus with help from a push of a button
It’ll clean your home and cook tasty mutton

When I got there, I didn’t care
To the city where hundreds and thousands of people can stare
From my hometown to the middle of nowhere
Everyone I know is meeting me there

(Death Version)
After flipping the switch and the button being pressed
All of the people starting to look impressed

Suddenly, the world overloaded
The last thing I knew, the world exploded

(The no-death version)
After flipping the switch and the button being pressed
None of the people looked very impressed
I asked them why, as I worked with my soul
Someone said, “It’s just another TV control…”
If you're gonna invent something, make sure it's original and/or tested before!
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BlueVengeance's avatar
Lol, you can't win here, can't you? Nice work.