To the soldiers of the Imperial Network

To the brave citizens and soldiers of the Imperial Network of Cartoons!

This is the day we crush the Orange threat once and for all, as we shall not let one commie trash step one foot in our capital! Too long have you lost your homes, your friends, and your families to the invaders. Avenge their deaths!

For every Nick soldier, there are a dozen of you outnumbering one. Use your numbers as your advantage. Remember your place in the glorious Cartoon Network Imperial Army…read the following protocol.

Class D Troops: You are once criminals and degenerates of the Empire prior of the communist invasion. There are also including the conscripts who failed basic training based on physicality or unruly behavior. Rather spending time rotting prison or living as second-class citizens, this is your chance to fight for your freedom, and earn a pardon from the Prime Minister herself. By entering to the most dangerous battles first and leaving last, you'll be saving countless other soldiers.

Class C Troops: As conscripts who passed Basic Training are serving the frontlines of the battle, you are the backbone of the entire military. Remember what you are trained for; follow your orders and fight for glory!

Class B Troops: Brave Volunteers who are willing to fight and die for the empire. For your patriotism and undying loyalty you will be given privileges by benefits to your families away from battle.

Class A Troops: Personal who served the military before the invasion; you are the role models from the lower classes. You will earn this honor and responsibility and they will look up to you for advice and expertise.

Class S Troops: You are the finest and most elite soldiers of the empire have to offer, as such you are invaluable. Rather than wasting precious manpower on mundane duties, you are in enemy lines, cutting off enemy support. Do your best!

Note: There are rumors going around that there are Class F Corps where terminally ill, badly injured, and criminals too dangerous for Class D are used for suicide bombs and living weapons. Ignore them! These are just rumors and propaganda to scare the populace.

Only Warning: Any personal that is caught retreating without order or surrendering is deemed a traitor, and will be imprisoned and/or executed as such. Desertion will not be tolerated!

Sing the national anthem and sing it with pride!

Cartoon Network above everything!
Above more than the gods and the kings
Protect us with your fearless might
Standing strong and winning all fights
From Warner Brothers to Adult Swim
From our hearts with our very whim
Cartoon Network, above everything!
Above more than the gods and the kings
Cartoon Network above everything!
Above more than the gods and the kings!