Trixie Tang Vs Pacifica Northwest

CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TRIXIE TANG

Vs...

PACIFICA NORTHWEST!

BEGIN!

Trixie Tang:
You call yourself popular? Your so last season
The twins should've left you to the Lilliputtians!
How appropriate that your ancestor shoveled crap for a living!
I'm surprised you didn't ask that demon to do your bidding!
I would ask you to join me, but I already got a pet
Her name's Veronica, and hope you're not too upset
Your dad uses a bell? That's appropriate for who you are!
But at least you're a good girl, by being quiet so far

Pacifica:
You think your words hurt me? Aww, isn't that cute?
I was thinking of squishing you under my boot!
Think I'm sad, I'm not with you? I'm actually glad!
Wonder what's Veronica doing with Tad and CHad?
You're not pretty, you're more painful than a root canal!
This Northwest, will out-best the so-called "Wonder Gal"
When you were alone with Timmy Turner, all you did was whine and gripe!
Buy yourself some development you shallow, vain one-dimensional stereotype!


Trixie:
Boys of Dimmsdale, Tell me I'm winning!
Boys: You're winning Trixie!
You're going to find out, not to mess with me!
That ghost in your manor said you're thicker than oak!
You will end up like your parents, completely broke!
What happened to your two followers by the way?
Did your parents stop paying them and left you betrayed?
Don't mess with me, I'm ending this with a bang!
You'll learn to enjoy this sour Tang

Pacifica:
You used to like boy stuff, but what happened to you?
People now prefer Tootie, Missy, and Chloe, it's really true!
No amount of magic is going to wish away, Trixie!
People now think about that blue unicorn, missy!
I used to mock Mabel, but she taught me about sharing
You demand attention, but there's lessons about caring
Dipper write the journal down, about this girl's immaturity
Just like your appearance in the show, you shall fade into obscurity!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!