Animated Showdown

Megas XLR is hopping around
Big Jersey City like a big playground
when suddenly Spongebob burst from the shade
and hit Megas with a homemade Clam Grenade
Megas got pissed but before they can hit the floor
Didn't expect to be blocked by the Kids Next Door
They proceed to open up a can of Kid-Fu
When Samurai Jack came outta the blue

He started beating up the KND
and they all got hit by a giant Patty
but before Spongebob can return to mow his lawn
Hartman's guys (FOP and DP) appeared with their wands
they wished for AK-47s outta Timmy's pink hat
And blew Bikini Bottom away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but they ran outta bullets and they've ran away
because David Hasselhoff came to save the day

This is the Animated Showdown of Animated Destiny
good toons, bad toons, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who will it be?
This is the Animated Showdown of Animated Destiny

Megas took a blast of David Hasseloff on time
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
and Jack came back covered in a tire track
but Teen Titans jumped and landed on his back
and Spongebob is injured and tried to get steady
when Hartman's guys came back with their machetes
but they suddenly tripped out of in a mix
GI Joe guys from Sigma Six

Then they saw Megas sneaking up from behind
and they reached for their guns which they just couldn't find
because Spongebob stole it and they shot and they missed
and Teen Titans deflected it with their fists
they jumped in the air and did a somersault
while FOP and DP tried to pole vault
Onto David Hasselhoff, but they collided in air
and they were both blown away by the Care Bear Stare...

This is the Animated Showdown of Animated Destiny
good toons, bad toons, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who will it be?
This is the Animated Showdown...

In an immaculate chorus, Angels sang beautifully
Down from the heavens descended Rock Lee
who delivered a kick which can eliminate foes
into the crouches of GI Joe,
who fell over the ground screaming away
Spongebob Squarepants stood clear as day
But Lee saw through his clever round eyes
and he crushed Spongebob's head in between his thighs...

Then He-Man and The Masters, and Thundercats ho!
Superheroes and Villians, friends and foes.
With Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Atomic Betty
Hanna-Barbara Toons including Ruff and Ready
The Simpsons, Family Guy, WB, and Disney
Pokemon, Digimon, EVERY SINGLE SUPER SAIYIAN!
All of Cartoon Network and all of Nickelodeon.
80's shows, 90's shows, and even Napoleon!

All came outta nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Rock Lee and his Taejitsu ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Kenny McCormick in his hooded sweater!

This is the Animated Showdown of Animated Destiny
good toons, bad toons, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who will it be?
This is the Animated Showdown...(This is the Animated Showdown...)
This is the Animated Showdown... (This is the Animated Showdown...)
This is the Animated Showdown...
Of Animated Destiny!