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Cartoon Civil War Prologue IV

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Cartoon Civil War Prologue 4
By Peter

Disclaimer: I don’t own any characters in this story, with the exception of the main villain and two characters in later chapters. All belong to their rightful owners of Nickelodeon, the anime networks, Disney, and Cartoon Network. Let’s hope they don’t sue me!

The Anime City-States boasted to be a powerful alliance united together under the flag of the rising sun.

Few of the western cartoons despised them through jealousy, fear, and for their wide “Bug eyes” and the few of the Anime hated them for being primitive and them being jealous.

Cartoon Network often showed them as friends and often sided with the elite Adult Swim divisions. Peter Griffin led them, though a stupid and an incompetent leader, everyone respected him for his ferocity and brutality as a warrior in battles. His wife Lois and his canine best friend Brain were the real brains of the operation but they and the rest were equally powerful fighters, especially for their youngest son who is a one-year-old child prodigy.

They used to fight side by side until one day…

“Major Edward Elric sir!” Cried Lt. Ash Ketchum saluting to the short officer in the interrogation room. “We got a spy from NNA!”

“Well, bring him in, at least it’s not one of your dumb speeches about being the master!” Major Elric said. “I’m not a fan of interrogation, but if it’s for the right cause, then I’ll do it!”

“My speeches aren’t dumb…” Ash muttered under his breath and then said out loud. “Bring the spy in!”

Two female soldiers, a blonde and a blue haired one brought the spy in. He was an American cartoon, who has red hair and looks completely different from the anime-drawn captors. The females threw him in the chair as he was in handcuffs

“It’s not smart sneaking into our country looking like that.” Major Ed said to them. “With your abnormally large head, eight fingered hands, and your lifeless black dotted eyes.”

The spy said nothing…

“Don’t play dumb with us, you know damn straight that we speak English perfectly!” Ed yelled as he slammed his Auto-mailed arm in the table.

“My name is Michael Simons, I am a Sergeant, and my serial number is 2252005.” The American cartoon finally replied. “That’s all I can give you.”

“Look, I know you are following orders but that doesn’t give you the right to invade our allies!” Ed continued to yell at him. “Tell me what you are planning us you traitor?”

“My name is Michael Simons, I am a Sergeant, and my serial number is 2252005.” Michael repeated.

“Then I guess I have no choice…” Ed clapped his hands once and set his hands on the table. Suddenly the table crackles with crimson red waves, and then suddenly, large spikes have erected from the table. The spikes reached with lightening speed as they were getting closer and closer until it stop literally an inch away from Michael’s eyes.

“Now can you say anything else?” Ed smirks as he saw the sweat from the prisoner’s head.

“Alright, alright, I’ll tell you.” Michael said as more sweat drips down with fear growing on his eyes. “The army is planning a massive invasion from the Cartoon Network’s borders, we’re planning to overwhelm the Empire’s army.”

“Good, that’s all I need to hear…” Ed finally said with satisfaction, I’ll report this to us and our allies!”

The female guards then took Michael away from the interrogation room, but as they gotten closer to his jail cell, one of the guards suddenly asked him.

“Sorry we had to roughhouse you Mikey,” Said the blue-haired girl. “We got to make it look real.”

“No harm done, at least we got the plan down.” Michael said. “We got the plans down and they’ve fallen for the trap!”

“I can’t believe I have to wear this tacky uniform for a while,” Said the blonde with snootiness in her voice. “The colors are just too ugly and gross!”

“Just chill for a while Lily, he has to stay in the cell for a while, and we got to stay undercover until then.” Said the Blue-haired girl. “But, I can’t help myself remembering what he said betraying them.”

“That’s just their propaganda Mitsuki,” Lily said. “Don’t let their words poison you.”

Meanwhile, in the borders of Cartoon Network, thousands of Adult Swim troops are preparing for battle. Mechanized walkers, spaceships, and robots accompany their side. The commanders gather together and discuss.

“Troops, this will be more dangerous than the Kill-bot battle!” Said the incompetent Zap Brannigan. “But, thanks to your sacrifices, I’ll get myself another promotion!”

The crowd let out a weak, unenthusiastic cheer.

“Alright, here’s the plan,” Said the equally incompetent Captain Hank Murphy. “The evil orange invaders are coming, so we blast and nuke the hell out of them, and then I can ride with my golf cart.”

“Captain, don’t we think we need a better, elaborate, and broader plan than that sir?” Asked Dr. Quinn. “We need to know the plans so our anime allies know to counterattack.”

“Who cares about them?” Said Captain Hank. “You know that they are T.E.H suck!”

Near south of the Nickelodeon borders, thousands upon thousands of soldiers from the anime alliance are also preparing for battle. Accompanying them are giant robotic suits and summoned monsters from cards, balls, and even computer data are at each soldier’s side.

“Here’s the plan,” Said Commander Tai. “We all know the Adult Swim are not that bright, and need help, so while they are busy fighting, we will use every weapon of mass destruction on them, and once the coast is cleared, we’ll invade their borders and put up the stop of their madness!”

“Well, what about our men?” Asked Commander Matt. “What if our men get caught in the blast? Then what will happen?”

“Oh, c’mon! You worry too much!”

“Worry? I’m just using common sense here PARTNER!”

But before they started arguing, signals from Cartoon Network had appeared. As flares of black and white checkered spots of its insignia appeared to their eyes.

“Now it’s time, fire the weapons!” Ordered Tai to the operators, and then he looks at his partner in satisfaction. “We’ll just finish the argument later, and then I’ll show you wrong!”

Then at the same moment, both sides unleashed their weapons of mass destruction nuclear missiles came out of their silos, large scud missiles launched out, and even satellite lasers were being up-linked and released the giant light.

Back on the Cartoon Network borders, the eager and gung-ho soldiers began cheering and whooping for battle as they saw tens of thousands of NNRA troopers, mega-doomers, and VOOT cruisers were flying towards them.

“Let’s get them!” Zap shouts to them, “let’s kick their Asses in land, air, and by sea!”

As both armies charged to each other, the Nickelodeon army was none other than the Nick JR divisions, one of the least threatening armies ever to fight. All of the Adult Swim was surprised to see who they were fighting.

“That’s it?” Captain Murphy asked riding his cart. “Let’s kick their asses anyway!”

The battle last in mere minutes as the numbers of eager Nick Jr. soldiers did little to eliminate the merciless Adult Swim, massacring with sheer brutality.

“Let’s end their miseries and nuke them now!” Shouted Captain Murphy, “Let’s chase them back to their kid-friendly networks!”

Same as before, the Adult Swim launched weapons also, as the destructive tools of war has gotten closer to the Nickelodeon borders and joining with their Japanese animated allies.

However, no one knows that Nickelodeon was prepared for the counterattack, and is about to re-counter it.

“Tell the rest of the fairies to use their magic by using their own weapons against them.” Said the dark shadowy leaders in the same drawling, menacing unison in the intercom.

“But sirs, it is forbidden for us fairies to use our magic to kill.” Said a tough, yet concerned Austrian accent.

“Our you challenging our authorities General?” The voices said sounding angered. “Do you not wish to protect the godchildren in out wonderful, united nation?”

“Err…no, but…”

“Then do it NOW!”

Reluctantly, all the fairies raised their wands as they sparkled and shimmered. Then with a sudden POOF! The incoming attacks were reversed back to their unsuspecting enemies. Soon, all the fairies shown emotions of guilt in their faces, knowing it wasn’t the first horrible deed they’ve done.

Meanwhile at both battlefields…

“CHARGE!” Yelled out Lt. Gary of Pallet Town, “Let’s make them pay for their attacks!”

However, as they gotten closer to the enemy border, they saw their weapons coming back to them with frightening speeds. Before anyone could retreat, they were finally struck as gigantic explosions roared across the field. Screams of fear and panic were interrupted as more explosions appeared in a fiery red ball and lasers hummed across like skating through ice. Meanwhile, at the base camp, the commanders stood in shock.

“My god…what have I’ve done?” Tai muttered to himself in disbelief as he fell to his knees.

Back in the Cartoon Network border, the same event happens during a battle.

“Why the hell are they coming back for?” Captain Murphy’s last words stopped that battle abruptly as both sides saw what was coming to them. It hit them before anyone reacted.

The next day, both the Anime Alliance and Adult Swim were then at an uproar across the meeting table.

“We didn’t betray you at all, you lying backstabbing bastards!” Peter yelled angrily across them from the table. “You’re the traitors, you killed my men so you can get rid of the enemy!”

“Just admit it you barbarians and we’ll be lenient!” Shouted Brigadier General Mustang. “You slaughtered our men so you can take your own vain glory!”

“My husband maybe a complete moron, but he’ll never betray a promise!” Colonel Lois said, standing up to him. “How dare all of you saying such horrible lies to us!”

“Then it’s official, to this day, both former allies are now enemies!” Both sides shouted at the same time.

The day after they’ve declared war, both former allies are now preparing themselves to battle. Brian and Lois entered Peter’s tent reading the battle plans with his officers, however the plans were a bunch of Dr. Seuss books.

“Peter, I know we declared war on the Anime, but we’re also needed to protect the empire.” Lois said to Peter as he was strapping on his equipment, “We all know that the even the Justice League can’t handle them alone!”

“I know Lois, and that’s why I’m trying to convince the Fox and Comedy Central tribes to join us.” Peter said with a slight intelligent tone in his voice.

Gasps were heard from the tent, as if Peter actually said something more offensive than usual.

“Peter, I know you’re desperate to win, but to convince both tribes that completely hate our guts to join us?” Colonel Brian asked. “The army of Springfield can easily outnumber us with their eighteen divisions and it takes us 8-9 months to train a battalion, while South Park can create one in a mere matter of 2 or 3 days!”

“I know Brian, but I don’t have a choice…” Peter said with surprising intelligence.

To be continued…
My longest story and prologue ever! Over FIVE WHOPPING pages over to my normal two or three...:faint:


Finally, the last prologue is out, and please forgive me for taking so long by being so busy with work and being too damn lazy!

You'll be suprised what happens in the end.

[link] Click this link after you are done to see what the Weapons of Mass Distruction plan looks like!
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Timesquadgirl's avatar
I just hope this all ends peacefully.